Thankyou to Stephen O'Malley and the Southern Lord Forum for the 100's of page views over the last few days!!
http://forums.southernlord.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=21465
Maybe the scene will appreciate all things Dani Li after I make a shitty zine!!!
Thanks again Stephen... Your support is appreciated.
Dani Li is the founder of the infamous GOATCHINAREX, funded solely by his father Cheeyang Cao since as far back as Dani's memory will stretch.
Dani believed when starting GOATCHINAREX that the usual rules did not apply to him and he would do things different than all the other stupids that surround him. But just like his English lessons; Dani grew tired of running an honest business FAST and came up with what he thought was a brilliant plan to get back at the world which had cursed him with no personality and looks you could just punch in the face. Bootlegging your favourite LLN records, forgetting to send your order, not replying to your emails. All in a days work for young Dani.
Dani now resides in China Town where using your money he buys plates of rice that are bigger than your family car. Using other fit young Chinamen to continue his shonky business, paying them no wages but just offering to not give them into the local border patrol.
The worlds most unholy alliance has been formed with the infamous CALEDONIANHAMMER to write a non-fictional 3 part short story on the life of Dani Li. This will be a biography from 3 different points of view that reads as a novel. It will most likely be published in the first issue of 'Allegory of the Cave' which will hit the streets by the end of the year.
Sexual Hammer, 9th August 2007
