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Dani Vag

I Was Tight Yesterday Vol.73

About Me


I AM DANI VAG

I am vain
I rule.
I am a cunt.
I eat meat.
I drink.
I smoke.
I curse.
&&I have a bad attitude

I like the night life

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I am Dani Va-He-Na
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My Friend Space
I have 189515721257999 friends.

Tee-Racy

Petey P

Lena Monster

Alyssa Action

G-Duff

.Chris.

Talia

Julie

Dillon!!!

Luke

Kyle Ohio

JoAnne

Last Call Lori

Robby

BEAR
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Gianna

BRUCE

Sara

Frankie

Sven

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My Interests


GLAM && the 80's
&& Boys who wear tight pants
PIN UP GIRLS
Photography
Jeff Goldblum
sacrasm ::A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound
Fashion
&& you naked in my bed

My mother fucking best friend for life, eat it&&


My sister. The only family a girl needs.

So I wander and I wander
Your absence beating inside my chest
I try but I can't remember
The color of your eyes- just the shape of your
dress

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Ani Defranco + Bjork + The Darkness + Mewithoutyou + RetardoBot + Fischerspooner + David Bowie + Blondie + ZAO + Spice girls + Brand New + Shed For You + Everytime I Die + Bright Eyes + Fionna Apple + Azure Ray + BTBAM + The Distillers + Underoath + Lunachicks + 7 Year Bitch + Thursday + Coheed and Cambria + Oghr + Norma Jean + Billy Idol + The Cure + Calm + The Clash + The Smiths + Silence After Tragedy + Partyoneer Brothers + The Faint + Dead Poetic + Simplekill + Boy George + Pretty Girls Make Graves + Anti-Flag + STUN + Marilyn Manson + TheSTART + Rancid + Blood Brothers + Maria Mena + PIG + Converge + Ben Folds + Placebo + Yeah Yeah Yeahs + The Killers + Junior senior + Pedro the Lion + Tubring + Styx + Daughters + Red Chord + Desaparecidos + HIM + Petey Pablo + From First to Last

Books:

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Heroes:


My leading lady Tee-Racy cause she has the B.A.P.

My sister, Alyssa Duh

I fuck Lena for scene points

Genesah will eat your heart && spit it out

BGB My gay bear loveranimals

My little bear, He is fabulous, enough said.

Milli && Vanilli my little children


My Blog

Czar

Its funny when girls who are barely legal enough to vote try to start shit. Please, don't write checks your ass can't cash.Hoe check.The girls want to be her, the boys want to be her. I want to be he...
Posted by Dani Vag on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

Dirty Talk

I don't want to see him naked. I just want him to touch me while I'm naked. done&done x o x o...
Posted by Dani Vag on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:07:00 PST

Wow,I love it.

I love it when a headband wearing motherfucker tells me that he loved drugs more than me.Awesome. Go fuck yourself and die.x o x o
Posted by Dani Vag on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:09:00 PST

Geez.

 I wish I had a really bad boob job && I was wannabe as fuck. Myspace, most of the time I can't help but laugh. Thanks....
Posted by Dani Vag on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

It's all about me

----------FEBRUARY--------------------Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and hu...
Posted by Dani Vag on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST

I'D HIT IT

I'D HIT IT :) There is at least one person on your Myspace list that wants to do the hell out of you.So lets play the I'D HIT IT! game.The rules are simple... if you want to screw the person who pos...
Posted by Dani Vag on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

Memories - stolen from Tee-Racy

If you read this, even if we don't speak often, you absolutely have to post a comment on my page or write me back with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad, just as long ...
Posted by Dani Vag on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:05:00 PST

New years resloution

My new years resolution: I tried to love you && I failed. It's 2005 & you are out, lying sack of shit. x o x o
Posted by Dani Vag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thanksgiving

This could have possibly been the best Thanksgiving EVER. Great friends, amazing food, && good music. Thank you to everyone who made this happen. I LOVE YOU ALL The chef The most de...
Posted by Dani Vag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eat it dickhead

i heard the sound of your bike, as your wheels hit the gravel, then your engine in the driveway cutting off and i pushed through the screen door and i stood out on the porch thinking fight, figh...
Posted by Dani Vag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST