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Kyle Ohio

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About Me

I'm Kyle. I'm 25 I work at the Hilton Grand Vacations Corporate OfficeI'm amazing.I like to do the Alligator Fuckhouse and the Rattlesnake WiggleI like my women like I like my Coffee: Ground up and in the freezerI'm more than likely the smartest person you know, granted 70% of the knowledge I have retained is completely useless in any application except Jeopardy.I want to punch Carson DalyI buy nice toilet paperLets get drunk Whiskey or Beer Please

My Interests

Beer Books Booze Boobs Bars Bologna Blue Balls Bare Ass Baby Diaper Buffet Botswana BBW BBD Bearded Clams Beavers Badgers Bruce Wayne Break Dancing Boxes Beets Beep Beep Butter Bisquik Bastards Back Pussy Browneye Bush (Hairy) Boyscout Balls Brownie Scout Bush Bob Dole Bob Barker Boiled Toothpicks Bloody Diarrhea

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I listen to wide range of ear pleasing sounds

Movies:

Jurassic Park Casablanca North By Northwest

Television:

X-Files History Channel The Daily Show The Colbert Report The Sopranos Jericho Carnivale Dexter Lost Scrubs Six Feet Under Are You Afraid of the Dark? Ducktales Food Network Mythbusters Sportscenter Jeopardy The Simpsons Drake and Josh Fosters Family Guy American Dad Aqua Teen Top Chef The Office

Books:

Perks of being a Wallflower As I Lay Dying Insomnia Pet Cemetery Big Fish The Giver Animal Farm 1984 The Crucible Choke The Fuck Up Naked Lunch Chinese Takeout Smack Candy Trainspotting Cash A Time To Kill.

Heroes:

John F. Kennedy Alfred Hitchcock Al Capone William Faulkner Edgar Allan Poe Mr. Wizard