hello guy's, I'm Casper Drakkheim the danish retard and I post on fmp666 board. I'm a good for nothing stereotyped loser with no life, a huge inferiority complex and clear lack of any sort of primordial education. I canot even spel too wel, plese forgi've me.
I'm not very smart. Last time I did an I.Q. I scored 12 I'll admit. But that dosent' mean shit heh, I'm better than LHP you gotta believe me guys. My mother never loved me and kicked me out of home when i where only 16. She like'd my stepfather better then me. I hated him as he used to beat my tiny ass pretty bad wehnever i stole his beers, the thought of him fucking my mom in what was my house gives me nightmares and causes me bad inferiority complexes that i try to compensate posting on fmp666. But i'm better than LHP
yJesus christ, you now I love telling internet people about my personal problems as no one ever gives jackshit about me in real life so i look for a sympathetic ear here on the internet (I'm too broke to afford hiring a psychiatrist anyway). You know i also have an older bro that i feel so much respect for, he's got his shit together and is engaged to this lovely girl. he's not like LHP. Jesus christ did i ever tell you, i have an obsession over LHP.
i also have a younger stepbrother who refuses to play with my old toys and that makes me cry myself to sleep. fuck, i'm pretty sure LHP is behinfd that as wel
Jesus christ did I ever tel you of wehn i where in the dannish armie? well, as i was too dumb to complete my high school education (I was dropped out actually) i decided to fuck that shit off and go for a real manly job, something that would give my dreams of uber masculininity gratification. well i ended up cleaning sergeant's prvate toilet which wasent exactly waht i had in mind at teh beginning but fuck it, i bet i earned more money than LHP did.
i only had one girl in my life, some fat moronic toad i had met wehn i where in teh armie u know,i boght all sorts of xmas presents for her but that bithc eventualy dumped me and since then i've got into depression, i even posted on fmp666 pics of the self-inflicted wounds i cut on my arms out of sheer desperation. Jesus christ i bet LHP would never have the guts to do that. By now i learnt my lesson and only date prostitutes from Fiji isles. But guys you gotta believe me i scored more chicks thhen LHP did.
hey guys did i ever tel you of wehn i where in teh dannish armie? LHP wasent there, you know i hate LHP, hes a fag.
that's it folks. Please love me, my mother didn't
