A Proper Fan-site For A Real Metal Legend.
Official Bio
Exclusive Hellhammer Merchandise Available Online:Official Hellhammer merchandise is now available. This is the first time ever that official Hellhammer merchandise is being manufactured since Hellhammer's inception in May 1982; consequently, this is the only non-bootleg Hellhammer merchandise ever released. All Hellhammer merchandise is available through Celtic Frost's webstore.
ATTENTION: If you are one of these poseurs who listens to weakling pop-mainstream shit, or are a fucking band which makes pussy music yourselves, go get fucked! Your "add-requests" will not be accepted, and you will be cursed! No record-labels or marketing-schemes/business sites will be accepted either, promote your meaningless capitalist shite elsewhere!!! "IF YOU ARE A FALSE DON'T ENTRY 'COZ YOU'LL BE BURNED AND DIED!"
This is for the true hordes of headbanging Maniacs into old-school Death-Thrashing, Doomed, Violent Metal Blackness, Insanity and Hate!!! We spit upon your gods, your money, and your fucking shit-lives!!! ROT IN FUCKING HELL! ONLY DEATH IS REAL!!!!!!!
IE: If you are somebody like this -
Then don't bother... Your trends are a joke! Black-Death metal is not about silly make-up, tinkly keyboards and dumb cartoons! And We have no respect for mainstream garbage "NU-Metal" (UN-METAL)!!! Keep it in your bedrooms, or go back to "Hot-Topic"!!!! Death to bullshit like Evainescence, Dimmu-of-Bodom and anything else being peddled out by Mtv! WE HATE YOU!!!! DON'T SEND ANYMORE FUCKING REQUESTS, FAGGOTS!
