Member Since: 4/8/2008
Band Website: http://www.coprophilia.net/kaviar-porn.jpg
Band Members: [Lead Guitar] - Matt
[Rhythm Guitar]-Steven Armstrong
[Vocals]-searching...
[Drums]-Gerry
[Bass]-searching...
Crystal (Band Management) deserves an honorable mention here because she keeps all our asses in check.
Influences: Frozen People, Fruit Pie(Like those little deals you get from albertsons), meat(prepared any way and from any mammal really, We just hate fish), red clowns, Club Med, the 300 club, Golden Girls, Dudes named Bro Namath, dudes named Klaus, Fossil Fuels(Go destroy the planet)
What we don't like:
Hipsters(worse than hippies, I guess. The evolution Of People who require attention 100% of the time. Oh,we are so original, we think Gnarls Barkley is so inventive! Go green! Go fuck yourself!!!!!!) Hybrid Cars(once again, fuck you hipsters! The name Is stupid too. Why don't you just call your selves: Self-indulgent shit heads.), people who drive the following cars: Infiniti g35, bmw 325i, Dodge Magnum, people who think you can make a lot of money being a musician(wake up motherfuckers!), Indie rock(except Kings Of Leon,and yes,I listened to them before you fucking Self Indulgent Shitheads!), being any where near, or close to "In da club", going to "da lab" (I mean, what the hell? Hood right? I cant tell you haw many people think they are so"hood". Fuck these expressions: "I live like 20 miles from Compton" and "I used to work near watts towers." Use the fuckin expression if you have been shot at! I have, and I still wont use it.)
You know, the usual.
Sounds Like: A panzer tank driving over a short bus filled with Jewish children(not in a racist way, but an accidental way ;])
Type of Label: Major