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Dead Like Dahmer

About Me

This is Dead Like Dahmer.
Ever heard the story of how Jeff Died? It is rumored that he was found (once released into general population) with a broom stick shoved through his anus and exiting his mouth. Whether this is the truth or not is to remain unimagined by us. We like to keep this state of mind with making music, and you the listener should also have this in mind.
A lot of bands on MySpace, around the block or around the world, give you some bullshit dungeon and dragon story or say they grew up in the hood when they are millionaires to begin with. We are the later of any of these "bands" and we will always give it to you strait, right through the lower cavity and out your mouth. Shout for the exalted Dead Like Dahmer, for we are here to rock!
Thanks,
Matt
Hoping for dedication,
B-52 second cab
Hoping for Masturbation,
Gerry
Hoping for "Banal" Laceration,
Bro Namath
World Visitor Map
None of you believed me when I said, "Snidley is coming back, AND HELL IS COMING WITH HIM!!!!" The mascot from hell is resurrected from the ashes, Like the phoenix of myth, he arises! Eddie who? Vic Rattlesnake? No, they are dead...
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/8/2008
Band Website: http://www.coprophilia.net/kaviar-porn.jpg
Band Members: [Lead Guitar] - Matt

[Rhythm Guitar]-Steven Armstrong

[Vocals]-searching...

[Drums]-Gerry

[Bass]-searching...

Crystal (Band Management) deserves an honorable mention here because she keeps all our asses in check.

Influences: Frozen People, Fruit Pie(Like those little deals you get from albertsons), meat(prepared any way and from any mammal really, We just hate fish), red clowns, Club Med, the 300 club, Golden Girls, Dudes named Bro Namath, dudes named Klaus, Fossil Fuels(Go destroy the planet)

What we don't like:
Hipsters(worse than hippies, I guess. The evolution Of People who require attention 100% of the time. Oh,we are so original, we think Gnarls Barkley is so inventive! Go green! Go fuck yourself!!!!!!) Hybrid Cars(once again, fuck you hipsters! The name Is stupid too. Why don't you just call your selves: Self-indulgent shit heads.), people who drive the following cars: Infiniti g35, bmw 325i, Dodge Magnum, people who think you can make a lot of money being a musician(wake up motherfuckers!), Indie rock(except Kings Of Leon,and yes,I listened to them before you fucking Self Indulgent Shitheads!), being any where near, or close to "In da club", going to "da lab" (I mean, what the hell? Hood right? I cant tell you haw many people think they are so"hood". Fuck these expressions: "I live like 20 miles from Compton" and "I used to work near watts towers." Use the fuckin expression if you have been shot at! I have, and I still wont use it.)

You know, the usual.
Sounds Like: A panzer tank driving over a short bus filled with Jewish children(not in a racist way, but an accidental way ;])
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The lyrics for the demo!

Post Natal Putrescence:Please let me abort this baby,Give this life,commit sin.I know you are afraid;To never fuck again.Please Let me take this life now,It has no meaning;I have no caring.With knife ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:42:00 GMT

The new songs!!!!!!

So As some of you may know,I have been in the process of recording new songs.Well I got as far as three songs,with just the guitars and drums,and pro tools crashed my harddrive and I have a dispute go...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:12:00 GMT