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Sexual Conan

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About Me

Sexual Conan was formed some time in 2006, when two words entered the mind of Gram: Sexual Conan. It was the summer of trolling, when Fullon would spend his leisure hours trolling a plethora of websites on the internet, getting several closed down for weeks at a time. Tiring from these endeavors, and on the verge of running out of proxy websites to use, he summoned the help of his long time comrade and associate Max, who was taking a break from his studies as a horse doctor. That's how it all began...A few hundred albums later, Sexual Conan was being hyped daily on Fullon's old haunts. T-shirt and record deals were to follow, but the sensual partners in crime kept it real, and told these robber barons that only sweatshirts, coffee mugs, and DLP boxsets were acceptable.Always real, always raw, always sensual. The hammer of Third Guagua-Sutra Position Rock. Sexual Conan.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/26/2007
Band Website: t-d-g.net/Fullon.txt
Band Members: SHOWER MASTURBATORS
Influences: Detective Conan, Arthur Conan Doyle, Conan O'Brien, Future Boy Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Saint Conan, Shintaro Kago, Gerogerigegege, Karl "Conan" Goulbransen, Chen Liu, Edmund "Conan" Scruggs, Gary Good Job, Heaven, F.P. Yockey, Corneliu Zelea Codreanu, Provisional IRA, Ruthenian Identity Movement, WP Rock & Roll, Gosho "Conan" Aoyama, Kazumoto Endo, Savitri "Conan" Devi, Conan Marx, Elimination of all fiat currencies, Brother Six, Mao O'Conan, Hong Kong Cinema, Pornography: Both the film genre and The Cure album, True Sexual Death Metal, Dunhill Cigars, Trolling, Doc Martens, Breaking the spine on precious books, Petros "Conan" Mavrangelos, Cumming in the hands of Christ, Prince of Tennis, Virgin Mary, Yukio "Conan" Mishima, German Bandit Metal, Amon Amarth Hate Groups, Junichiro "Conan" Tanizaki, Leftist Imperial Japanese Literature, Ron Paul, Auguste Rodin, G.K. "O'Conan" Chesterton, Firing Guns, Cannonballs, Hard Sloppy Liquor, Jeff "Conan" Carr, Suehiro Maruo, Beating My Cock, Cup Noodles, Free Porno Passwords, Sexual Sashimi, Earthbound, Final Fantasy Chastity Belts, Strong Cats, Dr. Patty "Conan" Whaley, Mudoven, Engrish, Shintoism, George Frideric Handel, Saint Vitus, Fred "Conan" Perry, BC Rich Guitars that don't look like a fucking puncture machine, Nintendo DS, Organ Prolapse, Yasunari "Conan" Kawabata, Checkerboard Carpet, Ero-Guro, Quebec Sovereignty Movement, Heterosexual Anal Sex, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe... More Light!!!

BOATING
Sounds Like: Someone just shoved a metal rod into a gaping wound in your leg, crammed a veritable rainbow of confetti consisting of bizarre porno mags and Shintaro Kago tankobon into your orifices, and proceeded to light off a grab bag of Black Cat fireworks inside your asshole, creating a smoldering inferno of flesh, gunpowder, charred paper products, bodily fluids, and a host of prolapsed organs gushing over the clean white floor of the Bolivian mansion that you are standing - well, you were standing - in. Poor taste is a fine wine!!!
Record Label: Fullon Productions
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Live A Live: Cock Artistry #3

OH I WISH MY WATERMELON WAS A HATIT WOULD BE A GREEN AND SUNNY DREAMYEAH THE BIRDS WOULD PECK AT MEI'D BE SWARMED BY BUMBLEBEESOH I'D LET THE JUICE RUN DOWN MEIT WOULD REALLY BE QUITE FUNNYOH I WISH M...
Posted by Sexual Conan on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:09:00 PST

Sexual Purity & A War In My Pocket

HAO RENHenry: Are you willing to be a lawyer?Henry: What kind of lawyer do you want to be?Gram: ProsecutorHenry: A lawyer about economy or crime?Gram: Punish the criminalHenry: So you are the justiceG...
Posted by Sexual Conan on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:36:00 PST

Live A Live: Cock Artistry #2

"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!" - Kefka PalazzoIn other Sexual Conan news, rest in piece and post-coital happiness to Caterpillar's excellent Gurotaku website....
Posted by Sexual Conan on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

Massacre On The Tech Green

PLANET CONAN, April 16 (Fullon Productions) - Thirty-two people, many of them Conanites, were fondled by a sensual gunman at Virginia Tech university on Monday, Sexual Conan reported. "We are now gett...
Posted by Sexual Conan on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:13:00 PST

Live A Live: Cock Artistry #1

"In art, immorality cannot exist. Art is always sacred." - Auguste Rodin...
Posted by Sexual Conan on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

Rude Action Is A Lifestyle

Greetings From Planet Conan!!!Sometimes around this time of year, we enjoy making flying discs - a UFO from a paper plate.  Then we will fight with them, and last time we did this, a small boy's ...
Posted by Sexual Conan on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST