Nukkafago was forms 1985AD in Indonesia town Fakfak. A Mail plane bringings tape trade's between Essen Germania to Bello Horizonte Brazila crash land in Jungle and legend's is born. Local Maniaks Soronga "KKRISTIMPALATORRRR" Kumqwuat and Teluk "Sodomrazzor" Bingophlaps find kult trades and use for to learn English and HEAVY METAL! Kult soon additionz Lord "Jambi" Hellminge to vocal and Jairo T. Boroduri for to make beating drums, also anti- so called King of Lie. Many kult rehearsel rituals continued until hard climax of the legend 7" "Sexul Terrorists'".
Band then enjoyz furry of activity, making numberous demo trades and rehellsals. A best time of Nukkafago story as many wild slut's parties we're enjoys fuel by METAL. Kult spreads as wild's fire but fukkin military policia no like and arrests all Nukkafago rehellsal. Only true METAL spirit keep KULT alive, especial because bastard policia use Teluk "Sodomrazzor" Bingophlaps like he woman. Nukkafago make 1 Kult last 7", legends' of "Destructing God from Behind".
Sum say "Destructing God from Behind" so heavy it brought's curse for Nukkafago.
Not late afterwards Soronga "KKRISTIMPALATORRRR" Kumqwuat in fights with orangutang died. Soronga wish make lethur jacket for to be very metal. All know's babies orangutang is good lethur, but Soronga now know's mum-orangutang strong tearing ah ha ha ha!! I jokes but real very sad. This why official 7" rereleases' (SOLD OUT) says "ORANGUTANG FUCK OFFS" and has with piece orangutang skin.
Kulters Bewares Cambodia "Destructing God from Behind" 7" RIPOFFS rereleases'- not thanktioned, not KULT! Make by known orangutang-lover - NO SUPPORTS!!!
Much soon Lord "Jambi" Hellminge no warning just varnished in jungle's. Curses? Mistery goes ahead.
Jairo T. Boroduri then make exit of Nukkafago. He find's Christ and decide to follow him and forget METAL KULT. Few year later it reveal that Christ be a "con-artist" from Brunei and Jairo T. suizid himself. He was comrade but make fool for so-called Christ in bad way of Kult when we all knows the real Christ is died and rot in hells.
Remainsders stay now in Fakfak but not me, Lord "Jambi" Hellminge. I make applications in my real name, Nukkahellion, for to stay in the United Britain. Although I has tuberculosus government kind and let me come where I make new career teach engrish and promote true Fakfak KULT!!!!