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Chris

the_man_upstairs

About Me

YOU HEARD ME

WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF! BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU THAT I CAN'T FIX... WITH MY HANDS! I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I'VE GOTTA HANDFUL OF VERTEBRAE AND A HEADFUL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN... GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! ...TEAR RIP AND TEAR... RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

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Melissa is the FUCK YEAH to my SEAKING.

My Interests

History, Nature, Movies/cinema, Human behavior, Religion, Mythology, big lulz, Linguistics, Terrorism, Psychology, Philosophy, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Music:

noise

Movies:

The Music of Chance
Driller Killer
Repo Man
Sunshine
Day Watch
The Shawshank Redemption
Heat
Redneck Zombies
The Human Tornado
Big Trouble in Little China
Taxi Driver
Casino
Cannibal Holocaust
The Wizard
The Killing of America
Massacre at Central High
Death Wish
Pearls Before Swine

Television:

In Search of...
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mobile Suit Gundam
The Day Today
Spirit of the Wild
John Safran vs. God
To Catch a Predator
Tom Goes to the Mayor
The Critic
Mr. Show
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
How It's Made
Inspector Morse
Brass Eye
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Wonder Showzen
Cops

Heroes:

Boyd Rice

My Blog

Bands Ive seen live (good and bad... and worse)

Bands highlighted in bold had shitty live shows... or they just completely blow altogether, live and on record.TeratismArchgoatNileIron MaidenxAFBxGenitorturersManowar13th VictimJob for a CowboyThe Re...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:57:00 PST

Make your own album cover (stolen idea is stolen)

Instructions:1 - Go to wikipedia. hit "random".http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomThe first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.2 - Go to Random quotations:http://www.quo...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:10:00 PST

LOL HOLOHOAX

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Posted by Chris on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

Too many bags

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Posted by Chris on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST

Best AIM Convos

I'll update this whenever I feel the need-------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------Sathanas34: What's up nigger?SerialKiller077: im not a nigger..i hate niggers---...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:39:00 PST