John Madden Football 2000 Supports W.A.R. |
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST |
This is me in 45 years. |
If I'm lucky...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST |
FUCK STEVE LYONS. |
Fuck Steve Lyons. Steve "Biggest Dipshit on the Face of the Earth" Lyons used to play for the Chicago White Sox in the 80's or something, then he got old and useless so the GENIUSES at the FOX network...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST |
Destroyer 666 |
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Posted by Patrick on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST |
CHEVRON SUCKS! |
Those faggots don't sell alcohol in any of their stores. Can you believe that shit? Fuck boycotting them for price gouging or whatever, I'm boycotting them for being pussies!
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:24:00 PST |
The Law |
So I had just got home from the bar last night around 1:45am when I get a wicked hankering for some chili cheese fries. As everyone in the P. Hill area knows, the only place to get chili cheese fries ...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
AIDS and other diseases I'd rather have than go shopping |
Syphilis, gonorrhea, ebola, the black plague, cancer of the crotch, cancer of the ass, cancer of the ear, cancer of the eye, cancer of the toe, cancer of the spleen, cancer of the nose, cancer of the ...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'm officially unemployed. |
Just got back from work where I was told that I was fired right when I stepped through the door. Fucking awesome, huh? Apparently I was high last week which is news to me. Oh, that's "off the record,"...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
St. Patrick's Day and Thursday don't mix. |
This is lame. St. Patrick's day should be like Thanksgiving...the last Friday or Saturday of the month or something like that. I probably won't even do anything today after work (which is gonna suck b...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I should become a rogue cabbie. |
So last night I went down to 711 for some beer and smokes and right when I was about to pull out of the parking lot on my way back home, this guy stops me and asks me if I could give him a ride about ...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
