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Right Wing Asshole

I know hippies, I've hated them all my life

About Me


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First off, let me plug my band, RMISERY. Hey, name's Chris. Unfortunately, I, too have been sucked in by the draw of MySpace. Sad, isn't it? I'm stuck here in Sarasota until my band, RMISERY makes it to where I can get my ass out. I play guitar...a lot. Any other questions about me can be answered by reading this faggoty-ass survey below.
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Rockstar energy drink
Color ? Red
Food ? Chicken
Item of clothing ? My RMISERY t-shirt
Meal of the day ? Lunch
Feature on yourself ? Hair
Quality in a guy/girl ? Degree of Metal-ness
Phrase ? Dude!!
Song ? Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Musical Artist/Band ? Metallica
Sport ? Baseball
Movie ? Back To The Future
TV Show ? 24
Radio Station ? 102.5
Type of Chocolate ? White
Eye Color ? Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? None at present moment
Have any piercings ? No-I've got enough holes in my body.
Have any tatoos ? No-I've got plenty of scars I already can't get rid of.
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Hell no. That is punishable by death.
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes.
Been to Europe ? No. I wouldn't fit in...I prefer to shower.
Been to an island ? Yes, Cozumel, Alcatraz, and Long Island.
Had stitches ? Yes.
Broken any bones ? On me or someone else?
Been stabbed/shot ? No. I guess I'm not as cool as 50 cent.
Slept until after 12:00 ? Not usually. I hate to waste daylight.
Stayed up all night ? Everynight after a show.
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Unfortunately, no.
Turned down a dare ? All the time.
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Rob, the Lord of Lights
Is the prettiest ? All my friends are pretty...That doesn't make me a fag, does it?
Is the most handsom ? See above.
Is the loudest ? Brian by himself, but Kirk with a microphone.
Is the craziest ? John. He does some crazy shit!!
Is the most shy ? I try not to make friends with people who are more shy than I.
Is the most loving ? All.
Is the most understanding ? All, thank God.
Is the most boring ? I try not to make friends with boring people neither.
Is the richest ? It is impolite to inqire about a friends finances.
Is the most athletic ? Craig. He runs like 6 miles in 45 minutes playing drums.
Is the most cocky ? Me. Me. Me.
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Jaymz...He reads...ALOT.
Do you look up to the most ? Kirk and Craig.
Do you tell everything to ? I don't tell everything to anyone. 'Cept Satan.
Has the best clothes ? Anyone who's got an RMISERY T-shirt.
Has the best house ? Kirk...It gets loud there..
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Done it.
Kiss someone of the same sex ? I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to say Hell no.
Cheat on someone you love ? Punishable by death.
Run away from home ? And leave my guitars and stereo, FUCK NO!!
Lie to your parents ? Done it. I'm not proud.
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Done it. I'm not proud
Lie to your best friend ? Done it. I'm not proud.
Give a homeless person money ? Done it. He needed that beer so badly.
Run from the police ? No. It makes things worse. Plus, I try not to break the law..
Bungee jump ? I'm looking into it.
Sky dive ? Ditto.
Cross dress ? I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to say Hell no.
Be an exotic dancer ? No. Weird people staring at my package give me the creeps.
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? No. I have more dignity than that. Someone's gotta pay for it.
Scuba dive ? Done it.
Go rock climbing ? Possibly.
Go spulunking (caving) ? Why?
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Candy!!
Bologna ? Food
Hott ? Too many "t"s
Orange ? Tang
Real world ? MTV in the shitter
Jack ? Daniels
Cucumber ? Tang
Hip-Hop ? Downfall of American Society.
Uniform ? Angus Young
UniCORN ! ? ????
Rainbow ? "I'm a Man On A Silver Mountain!!!"
Clown ? SLIPKNOT!!
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My Interests

Music:


Metallica (Especially the Load stuff),
Slipknot,
Beatles,
Blue Öyster Cult ,
Megadeth,
Black Sabbath (Ozzy, Dio, and Ian),
Styx (Except Mr. Roboto),
Journey (Kings of Power Ballads),
Judas Priest (Rob and Ripper),
Iron Maiden,
Shadows Fall,
Dream Theater,
Molly Hatchet,
Juthro Tull,
Black Label Society,
The Who (PLAY MAGIC BUS!!!),
Neil Young,
Cream,
Queensryche,
Iced Earth (Even more now with Ripper),
Led Zeppelin,
Tom Petty,
Mötley Crue,
Korn,
Rolling Stones,
Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Mudvayne,
Trivium,
Guns 'N Roses (Even though Axl's a douche),
Velvet Revolver,
Heart (Nancy's HOT!!),
Jimi Hendrix,
Janis Joplin,
The Doors,
Dio (No more rockin' for you),
Bruce Dickinson (Even though he's a douche),
Edgar Winter,
AC/DC,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Aerosmith,
Alice Cooper,
Alice In Chains (R.I.P Layne),
Steve Vai,
Van Halen,
Beyond Fear (RIPPER!!!),
Audioslave,
Soundgarden,
RMISERY (My band, the greatest metal band of all time!!),
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING,
SUDDEN DEATH,
SLAVELABOR,
ENDING AT HAND,
ENDLESS SUSPENSION,
IN WAITING,
EVENTIDE,
Golden Earring,
Rainbow (Only with Dio),
CSNY,
Mountain,
John Lennon,
ELO,
Queen,
Bad Company,
Free,
The Firm,
Bush,
Mercyful Fate,
Bob Seger,
Stephen Lynch,
Tool,
Slayer,
Stevie Ray Vaughan,
Pink Floyd,
Deep Purple,
Motörhead,
Thin Lizzy,
UFO,
KISS,
Faith No More,
Johnny Winter,
Ted Nugent,
The Scorpions (Hello, Los Angeles, we're back!!),
Boston,
Pantera (R.I.P. Dime),
Damageplan (R.I.P. Dime),
Santana (Pre-Supernatural),
Buddy Guy,
The Allman Brothers,
U2,
Eric Johnson,
Jerry Cantrell,
Bob Dylan,
Bon Jovi (Pre-Keep The Faith),
Rush,
Kansas,
Dire Straits,
ZZ Top,
Godsmack,
Elton John,
Billy Joel,
...The list could go on and on..you get the picture

Movies:

Dodgeball, The Stand, The Shining (1980 and 1997), Dracula (w/Bela Lugosi), Lethal Weapon series, High Fidelity, Kevin Smith movies, David Fincher movies, Travolta movies, Horror, Action, Comedy, Drama, etc...

Television:

24, Simpsons, South Park, Law & Order, Seinfeld, House.

Books:

100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken IS # 27) and Crazies to the Left of Me, Wimps to the Right by Bernard Goldberg, Any books by Michael Savage; Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris; The Dirt by Motley Crue, The Stand by Stephen King, Rock 'N Roll's Myths, Legends, and Curses by R. Gary Patterson

Heroes:

Zakk Wylde, Michael Savage, Denis Leary, Robert DeNero, Randy Rhoads, John Lennon, Dimebag Darrell, Jaymz Hetfield, RMISERY

My Blog

Random One Liner Rant 666

Beer Pong and other "drinking games" are for retarded frat boys that don't know how to drink.  Let's match shots, motherfucker..Guys in makeup not in KISS=fags.Underwear goes inside the fucking p...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:32:00 PST

Rock ’N Roll 101

I like to think of myself as a Rock 'N Roll enthusiast, practitioner, and somewhat of an expert.  I've been in the game awhile (of rocking, not business.  This has nothing to do with busines...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:00:00 PST

Your Mom Does Not Count As A Fan

Alright, kids, gather 'round, 'cause it's storytime!!! Sunday night Tonya and I, along with Kirk, Evil Jaymz, Bruja, and Rob went to Boomerz in Seminole to support our friends The D.O.O.D. at Boomerz ...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:19:00 PST

The Eve Of Destruction

Damn, this guy's smart!! Ted Nugent: Celebrate so-called 'Summer of Love'? What on Earth for? By Ted Nugent, Texas Wildman Sunday, July 08, 2007 This summer marks the 40th anniversary of the so-called...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:31:00 PST

You believe I have to get angry over this shit!?

So I'm watching 24, the greatest TV show EVER, and the news comes on after it...the top story?  A former Largo city manager is fighting for "transgender rights" because he gets fired for cutting ...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:14:00 PST

ok... here goes...

All right... this is sure to get everyone fired up... I've been doing some reading, research, obervations, etc. about the current climate of culture and politics...And it makes my head hurt. BUSH DIDN...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

Remember when?

Remember When... people wore shoes in public?Metallica and Megadeth fought for #1 on the Billboard charts?you could go the the store and not feel apprehensive because you forgot your cell phone?mainst...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

LIVE EARTH

On July 7th of this year Al Gore will be organizing a giant world event: A worldwide concert to raise awareness for Global Warming... FUCK THAT!!! Fuck Al Gore and his ManBearPig!!!  Fuck al...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

The Fucking Chris Test

Stealing Evil Jaymz's idea, I created a quiz to see how much you really know about me...ready?  Let's give it a shot! 1.  What's my all-time favorite song?  (2 answers are acceptable)2....
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:33:00 PST

New survey

When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?YesterdayFamily member you most resemble?my dadDo you own your own Bible? no.Do you wear deodorant?: yes.Do you clean up nice?: it depends...Whe...
Posted by Right Wing Asshole on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST