{Garmonbozia} - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette, a chocolate chip cookie, or a 5 second orgasm, okay. You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the but, you go to sleep, you wake up in the morning, and you go to fuckin' work, okay. End of fuckin' list."
- Denis Leary
"...Rich people don't like to tolerate much. Money gives you permission to walk away from anything thats not pretty and perfect."
-Chuck Palahniuk "Diary"
Hmm...about me...
I'm the extra guy you see at a party or a show. Just over there. Sometimes in the foreground, but mostly in the background. Most people don't pay attention to me, but that's okay. I'm content to let others play the center of attention. If my life were like a military unit, I'd be the lieutenant that has good ideas but allows others to get the glory.
Such is my life...
What else is there to say? I'm a loyal, hard working guy, trying to make my way in the world. Nothing in my life has been easy, but I haven't given up.
After spending 4 years in the Marine Corps (including 2 tours in the sand) I've been bouncing around, trying to find my niche.
I have a very dry and fucked up sense of humor. And if you don't get it, that's your loss. I'm into really weird shit...like reading. I collect quotes from people who I think are profund. I sometimes laugh at others misfortune, but lately I've been empathizing with them more often than not.
If you're a band, I'm probably not going to add you. Unless I've seen you live and was impressed (in which case I would be doing the requesting) or I happen to know a member or two personally, it probably ain't gonna happen. Better luck next time.
The song that's playing is the song that I'm closely identifying with at the moment. If you scroll down, you'll find the songs that I've been feeling most recently. You can learn a lot about people from their music. I hope you take the time to learn. Enjoy!!
If you're viewing this page, and you actually have a need to get to know the REAL me, I've made it very easy. Reading my blogs helps, but I've also collected numerous survey questions that I feel helps tell something more about me. So feel free to click the banners. They will take you the corresponding blog entries.Enjoy!!
I edited my profile with copper foil tape and 60/40 solder

My Interests

Hmm...my general interests...I haven't put much thought into this in quite a long time. But I guess, first and foremost, music. It's wound it's way into every part of my life, whether I'm hangin' out with my friends discussing the bands we admire, or I'm chillin' wherever playing some acoustic guitar. I also attend shows from local bands, and help support the Gulf Coast Underground.

I like putting fucked up shit on my profile page to see if anyone notices.

Mostly I spend my time staying up all nite reading. And masturbating. Thinking about you. Naked. Thigh deep in tofu...

I also enjoy art. Paintings and photography. Sculpture or what have you.

But you know what I really like? Researching stuff on the internet. I really mean that. I'll spend all day on YouTube or Wikipedia (not to mention...uhh...here) just lookin' up stupid subjects like: Edward 40-hands, Twizted, the Shark Episode, Chucky Panazzo of Styx, and many others...(Curious? go to wikipedia.org and look that shit up)

I've also gotten into some really strange eXtreme Sports. Stuff like eXtreme Napping, eXtreme Sewing, and eXtreme Rice. Basicly it's just doing these things in dangerous situations while listening tu nu-metal. You should try it.

Here are some groups and things and such, that I support. Feel free to click away...

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a girl who is excited about me as I am about her.

Someone who will fall in love with me and allow me to fall in love with them as well.

I'm also interested in meeting a nice girl who not only has mutual interests, but complimenting ones as well. I'd like to meet someone who can teach me about their life...

I need to meet people who can be a positive influence in my life. People who can help me find what I'm looking for. People who want to grow and experience everything there is. And I needd less negativity...

And most important...someone who isn't a total bitch. I think that covers all of it.

I'd also really like to meet Corey Dylan from the Point 101.5. She sounds sexy, and I love the 80's!!

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (79%), romantic (71%), horny (64%), greedy (64%).

Stereotypes
White Trash 82%
Punk Rock 80%
Emo Kid 78%
Life Experience
Sex 56%
Substances 14%
Travel 38%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 82% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 56% of those who have taken this test, and 56% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 55%, hotter than 28% of other test takers.
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E2: The Everything Test 2

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too!
Version 2 is leaner, meaner, and features a more mature and varied set of questions than the previous test. Enjoy!

Character Traits
Analytical 20%
Artistic 52%
Driven 0%
Emotional 0%
Horny 86%
Independent 50%
Musical 58%
Optimistic 0%
Outgoing 0%
Political 44%
Religious 0%
Romantic 50%
Social 50%
Life Experience
Criminality 29%
Intellectual 25%
Relationships 53%
Sexuality 74%
Travel 39%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, while philosophically you tend to think like a Conservative. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 46% of those who have taken this test, and 72% less than the U.S. average.

You tend to think more like an artist than an engineer. Location-wise, you would probably be a good fit for the City.

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IX of Swords - "A$$hole"

Me and the Velvet Explosion - "Take It Easy"

Music:

Much like the rest of the sheep on this networking site, Ilike alot of everything. I consider myself a rock and metal guy. So if a Flying Spaghetti Monster flew out of the sky right now and told me I could only listen to one type of music for the rest of my life, it'd be metal. Hands down.

ROCK:

Allman Brothers Band
Audioslave
Bad Company
Ben Folds Five
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
Boston (...cuz I'm from Boston)
Candlebox
the Darkness (that's right. fuck you, too!!)
Default
the Donnas
the Distillers
Evanescence
Foreigner
Grand Funk Railroad
Guns N Roses
Jethro Tull
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Journey
Led Zeppelin
Limp Bizkit (that's right, Limp fucking Bizkit!!)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Motley Crue
Poison
Pink Floyd
Polaris
Pride and Glory
Rage Against the Machine
REO Speedwagon
the Rolling Stones (just the classic stuff)
Styx
the Who (PLAY MAGIC BUS!!)
Winger (hair-metal, get over it!)
Velvet Revolver
ZZ Top

METAL:

Alice in Chains
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Beyond Fear (Ripper Rules!)
Black Sabbath (Ozzy AND Dio)
Black Label Society
Damageplan
Disturbed
From Autmn to Ashes
Godsmack
Iron Maiden (and McBrain Damage!!)
Judas Priest
KoRn
Lamb of God
Pantera
Queensryche
Rainbow (in the dark!!!)
Rob (white) Zombie
Slayer
Trivium

BLUES:

Robert Johnson
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Los Lonely Boys
Eric Clapton

I'm also really into local underground bands, such as:

HONORARY GULF COAST UNDERGOUND:

GULF COAST UNDERGROUND HALL OF FALLEN HEROES

Mind Machine
Madcap
New Crash Position
Ending @ Hand
Endless Suspension (Honor Students)
Neurotica
Released

Movies:

Yeah, I watch movies. A lot of fuckin' movies.

But I only watch movies that used to be TV shows...or have Pauly Shore in them.

And don't forget BASEketball. I love that movie so much that I pattern my life by it now. No, seriously...

Don't you think they should make a Golden Girls movie? Wouldn't that be awesome?

Television:

I'm poor and can't afford cable. But the coat hanger on my roof picks up a few channels.

But I watch DVDs. Unfortunately, I'm broke as fuck and can't afford to rent shit anymore.

Books:

Harry fuckin' Potter. Recognize, bitch!!

Not to mention the motherfuckin' Wheel of Fuckin' Time!! But mostly I've been caught up in Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Again.

What I'm currently reading:

Heroes:

Fenton Crackshell...cuz he can count faster than the speed of sound.

Duff McKagan...cuz he rocks.

Tim Commerford...cuz he kicks ass.

Nikki Sixx...cuz he's a badass.

Denis Leary...cuz he's an asshole.

My Blog

the Gospel According to Chuck

Yesterday was the 9 year anniversary of the release of Fight Club in theaters nation wide. It's fucked up that I know that, but what are ya gonna do... The thing is, I didn't know that at first,...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:37:00 PST

Another 26 Miles

Hmm, 26 miles, that's just a hop skip and a jump away, man. What are you complaining about? Yeah? Well, bike it... Not so easy, meow, is it? So, after losing my job (again) and losing pretty muc...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:58:00 PST

Fucked Again

Fuck, I don't even know where to start...What the fuck am I doing wrong? Am I really just a worthless piece of shit who's no good to anyone? Am I destined to die a homeless waste of human flesh? Is th...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:24:00 PST

Inmate No. 69666-187

I think I now understand how it feels to be incarcerated. Basicly, when I'm home, all I do is sit around and do nothing. I don't have TV, all I do is sit around and read and wait to go to bed. But at ...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:19:00 PST

When In Doubt, Rock Out !!

This is my personal "How I'm Feeling" playlist. It's the playlist I have posted on my main profile page. Whatever song is playing first is the song I'm currently diggin' on, or bes...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:31:00 PST

I Know This Because I Know This

What the fuck is with Dane Cook lately?Dude, I enjoy Dane Cook's stand up. It's not for everyone, and there's a lot of haters out there, but I think he's pretty funny, and I don't care what you think....
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:18:00 PST

Bitch-ass Motherfuckin Bitch-ass Son-of-a-Bitch

I found it!! After all this time I finally found my old hangout! A few years ago, I discovered this place in Bird Bay Plaza called the 24/7 Coffeehouse and Restaraunt. It was open all day, everyday an...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:56:00 PST

Where Did Everyone Go?

What the fuck happened? I used to have friends that made me feel special. Like I was part of the gang, and it wouldn't be the same without me. I was special, I was important. I would sit and let them ...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:29:00 PST

Relationship Stuff

I've been going thru alot of relationship trouble lately. Mostly it's been a severe lack of communication. And if I can stress anything to anyone about relationships, it's that you absolutely MUST com...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:53:00 PST

Can You Hear Me Now? ...Good...

There's been somethin' on my mind lately, and I think it's what's been keeping me up at nite. It's a burning question that demands answers that, right now, I don't have. I'm sure many of you out there...
Posted by {Garmonbozia} on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:34:00 PST