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R. Mutt

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About Me

My skin is made entirely out of thread. I have several thousand pet midgets. When I sneeze, a distant galaxy is extinguished. I think senior citizens are really aliens from the planet Murr. I am a greater value than the sum of two qualitative assessments of Wisconsin cheese. I am a friend of Sarah Connor.

i play in a band. we've been told we sound like Morphine and Leonard Cohen and Nick Cave. Our Band's Myspace
OLD POSTER from 2007:
If you want to send a friend request it is probably best you email me, too, for faster service. :)
i like to play Age of Mythology. My name is Starbuck_Raider.
i am the webmistress for sofro.com and a bunch of other sites!
Megahertz Concerts plans concerts for corporate promotions, employee appreciation days, fundraisers, etc:
Megahertz Concerts, Coordinating events in Savannah


this is the tentative intro to a savannah music themed show i'm trying to put together. want to help???

My Interests

music, art, comedy, healthy eating, entrepreneurship, fairy tales, philosophy, spirituality, psychology, astronomy, synchronicities, magick, ancient cultures, spelunking, swashbuckling, mexican midget wrestling, sticking wet noodles to the porches of old buildings.Cool stuff to look up:
Stalacpipe Organ,
Bohemian Grove (where Presidents go to perform top secret seances,)
McRorie One-Man Live! (McRorie.net)

i like coordinating concerts and charity fundraisers.

I'd like to meet:

Ganesh. Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch and the Marquis de Sade (at the same time, of course,) and ummm...Rick Moranis! (Nerds rule.) I met Mike Patton once but I thought he was some dude that worked at the club. (doh!)

These are my Chihuahuas!

Music:

Nirvana, Danny Elfman, the Mystic Knights of Oingo Boingo, King Crimson, Mr. Bungle, Cat Power, Martin Denny, Gustav Holst, Raymond Scott, the Andrew Sisters, Billie Holiday, Zappa, Haysi Fantayzee, Kate Bush, Godspeed You Black Emporer, The Postal Service, Tub Ring, Sinister Moustache , McRorie, Sonic Youth, Ween, Pavement, Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum, The Ventures, Meshuggah, Fantomas, Ravi Shankar, Port City Music , Morricone, Ion Dissonance, Babes in Toyland, Underworld, Ken Ishi, Gus-Gus, Bjork, Opeth, Gentle Giant, the Red Chord, the Ventures, Astra, Estradasphere, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Subversivo, the Orphans, Lilac Moon, At the Drive In, the Circle Jerks, Mudhoney, Hank Williams III, Built to Spill, Idiot Flesh Fancy, Man or Astroman, Secret Chiefs III, Aphrodites Child, Melvins, Boards of Canada, Pixies, Beck, Starlight Mints, Square Pushers, Fluffy (from the 80s), The Revolting Cocks, Captured by Robots, Animal Collective, Flaming Lips, Download, the Amino Acids, Dream Theater, Devo, Neutral Milk Hotel, Megadeth, Mogwai, Magick Marker, the Mini Bosses, Saariaho, Coltrain, Download, Leadbelly, PJ Harvey, the Butthole Surfers, Beasty Boys, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Modest Mouse, the Beach Boys, Wesley Willis, Jesus Lizard, Herby Hancock, A Fir-Ju Well, Faxed Head, Faith No More, Olivia Tremor Control, Slayer, Juliana Hatfield, Stereo Lab, GWAR, Meat Beat Manifesto, David Bowie, Sex Pistols, Venitian Snairs, Beta Band, Radiohead, Miasma and the Carousel of Headless Horses, Stone Jack Jones, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Television, the Poop-a-lottas. Just kidding, I made that one up.

Movies:

CHILDREN OF MEN!! (Go see it in the theater now! it is the best movie i've ever seen at the theater and you need to get the whole big screen surround sound effect...) Bladerunner, Forbidden Zone, Secret of NIMH, Spaceballs the Movie, Back to the Future, Meet the Feebles, Airplane, Orgasmo, Bound, Gummo, Magnolia, Fight Club, Brazil, the Daytrippers, Monty Python movies, Labyrinth, Howard the Duck, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Amazon Women on the Moon, Ghost Busters, Donnie Brasco, Killer Clowns from Outerspace, Pie, Munic, Edward Scissorhands, Watership Down, The Great Escape, The Dark Crystal, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, The Wizard of Oz, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Space Camp...

Television:

Gilligan's Island, Mr. Show, The Young Ones, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Vacant Lot, Exit 57, Adult Swim, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Reno 911, Seinfeld, Mitch Hedberg, Maximum Exposure, Battlestar Gallactica, Simpsons, Futurama, the History Channel is cool.

Books:

Justine (1791) and Crimes of Passion (1801) by the Marquis de Sade, Venus in Furs by Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch (1870,) Edgar Allan Poe, the Hitchhiker's Guide (42!) Kurt Vonnegut, Hans Christian Anderson, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Holographic Universe, National Lampoon's Magazine, Leonard Cohen, National Geographic, Celestine Vision (not the Celestine Prophecy. that was lame,) theology and cultural stuff.------------------------------------------------------ ----My Favorite Art: (this should be a category!)The Garden of Earthly Delights by H. Bosch
(late northern Renaissance)The Fountain by Duchamp
(Dadaist, early 20th century)

Heroes:

Amazing Larry

My Blog

Poem# 45689A.7

a spam told me todayget fucking pluralwhat can random words saybeyond our linear musings?how can i thinkof what i never would have thought of?my tray of implementscompelling in silenceconvincing with ...
Posted by R. Mutt on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST

Poem# 327468B

in the center of an asteriskmistook it for a starmy shiny abode of the heavensa mudbog of an inky sidenote--but my second glance engagedthe history of that characteronce six teardrops shooting from th...
Posted by R. Mutt on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

New Poem

  distant chariot a worm at the yoke puzzles my eyes as haze folds your image- the courier horizon what do you deliverso worthy of a rippled chariot? how can i bend the skyline so your route will...
Posted by R. Mutt on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:09:00 PST

One question to tell if you are from Savannah

If you can fill in the blank then you definitely grew up in Savannah or the surrounding area serviced by our network affiliate: Who do YOU know that want's to buy a _______ in _______ ?...
Posted by R. Mutt on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:03:00 PST

Satan is Amongst Us (Onion-style article on Martha Stewart)

Prepare for the appearance of the Prince of Darkness with a little help from Martha Stewart. Stewart has packed over 8,000 hints on creating a pleasant atmosphere for the visitation of Satan in her la...
Posted by R. Mutt on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:26:00 PST

WESLEY WILLIS!

Play with an original Wesley Willis soundboard at www.sofro.com! The clips were taken from Wesley Willis's interview with Howard Stern. This is originally made and only on Sofro.com! And if you dont k...
Posted by R. Mutt on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:26:00 PST

Happy Winter Solstice!

The Winter Solstice is the first day of winter, marking the longest night of the year.  It has been celebrated since ancient times, amongst vast and varied cultures, to mark the time of cleansing...
Posted by R. Mutt on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:53:00 PST

onion inspired

written on the first Sept. 11th anniversary. Flag Dealer Thinking Ahead Horrific events, still fresh and yet to be added to the history book, have prompted Americans to express their patriotism and g...
Posted by R. Mutt on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:59:00 PST

two short poems

Im endless in ideas Im limited in supplies Im hindered by ambition that deserts me in mid-stride. sept 18-2002 c11:30pm 6666666666666666666666666666666666666 It seems the critical is forever ...
Posted by R. Mutt on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:52:00 PST

another poem

Tomorrow if you take me there I think I can bear today Ill ride upon the promise the excitement of a change through daylight and dusk through my pessimistic prophetic dreams --That Ill ignore. When...
Posted by R. Mutt on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:49:00 PST