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Paedo Pan

We're gonna unlock your INNER child and fuck it.

About Me

Paedo Pan are currently banned from recording or performing anywhere but continue to record their music, merrily, in the basement of their derelict house cum makeshift studio which overlooks a local Catholic school for, quoting Godric Snodgrass (guitars/vocals)- 'impeccably bedecked young girls...'
New songs, including live performances, studio scuffles (and the like) are added each week.
Every member of Paedo Pan is a survivor of physical, psychological and sexual abuse so dont come here preachin' to us about shit we already fuckin' know about.
If ya dont 'understand what we're doin' then fuck off, get a fuckin' rat up ya
We're still here and ya didn't break us ya scroungin' fuckin' bastards! We'll NEVER be VICTIMS!!!
If ya dont like us go listen to some fuckin' EMO 'boo hoo daddy touched me' themed band ya whingin' fuckin' pissers! Go listen to fuckin' Coldplay and cry about it
Aint no fuckin' group huggin' in this band, the only constructive emotion we feel is HATE.
Paedo Pan support the scene 100% with no one-upmanship attitude bullshit so if ya impress us or we like whatcha do then we'll slag ya out on our page.
Attention film makers, click here to experience the amazing prop designs of Satinder Chumber, hands down one of the best on myspace, period.
Click here and listen to Lepra or fuck off.
Check out the Death By Metal Fanzine and fuckin' support it. Pissers beware! Check out Necrophyte and let 'em skull fuck ya! Be sure to check out the rascals in DorianGray
Listen to Godrics favourite band FondleCorpse Click here and get SARS, another awesome band for you to enjoy Another fine Fanzine for you to enjoy, be sure to add theses fella's in support of what they do Enjoy the dark ambient beauty of A Childs First Funeral, Godric and Felicity's 'love making' music Get Sodomized!!! Get fuckin' spoiled - check out Spoiled Human Waste EVE'S UNDERGROUND EXPO.©
ZKRUW!!! The most sadistic fuckin' thing you'll ever hear
Starmadillo Radio - Add and support these fella's in support of what they do! Giddy up ya fuckers and brace ya'selves for some HORSE GRIND! Saddle up and ride with BBAS.
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My Interests

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Member Since: 3/7/2007
Band Website: The fuckers banned us there too, fuckers.
Influences: A complete disregard and hatred for all humanity (including you!)
Sounds Like: Paedo Pan and we're fuckin' proud of it
Record Label: Currently negotiating (best offer wins)
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

REWARD: for fan responsible for creating a paedo pan website

..> It has been brought to our attention that a fan made page has sprung up on the internet, we a...
Posted by Paedo Pan on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

FAQ UPDATED - READ THIS BEFORE MAILING US ANY DUMB FUCKING QUESTIONS

Q) Are you really banned from playing or recording? A) Yes. Q) Why are you banned from playing or recording? A) Antisocial/criminal behaviour on-stage.Venues uncomfortable with the name Paedo Pan. Hav...
Posted by Paedo Pan on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

You said new songs are uploaded each week, where are they? and news from the basement

We have and we do. We upload new songs but keep them up for no longer than 30 minutes for artistic purposes. You lucked out, sorry! Also, the songs currently on our page are widely considered to...
Posted by Paedo Pan on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST