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The Professor®

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About Me


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Her name is Rachel, she was a show-girl... with two colors of hair and t-shirt cut to there... she would make signage and do the bar scene and while she likes to travel far, she's content with where she are... alkfjlsajdfls
I LOVE motorcycles...
I have my motorcycle license and working on getting a bike as soon as I can afford the Harley I want...
I have been many things in my short life so far...
-porn site designer
-swim coach
-lifeguard
-swim lesson instructor
-williams-sonoma employee
-Web site maker
-USI intranet worker-bee
-executive administrative assistant
-part time mom to my neighbors kids
-porn store employee
-nick-nack seller
-Harley-Davidson marketing guru
-graphic designer
and for two weeks i was a car salesman...
I am amusing, entertaining, and always late. i hate when people type in all caps...I can't spell... i like short nonsensical sentences. i love "air quotes" because I think they give a certain sense of "reality" and "meaning" to my randomness... I am an interesting mix of person pieces... I can refinish your furniture, install your light fixtures, decorate your house, yet also quote the lyrics from most music since 1950, design you a logo, and give you random knowledge about most anything... my brain is like a sponge for mostly useless weird factoids and other bits of trivia.
I am the kind of person who does crossword puzzles in a bar...
My new favorite quote:
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
- Theodore Roosevelt

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Creative mental Pirates... really, anyone who loves motorcycles, sushi, sleeping, and recognizes the Tivo for the fabulous invention that it is...

and who ever wrote this Chuck Norris Rap...

I forgot how much I love this video...

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Music:

mostly punk and ska, but I know the words to almost any song you can play me from most genres of music... my brain is chock full of song lyrics and movie quotes...

Movies:

Boondock Saints is by far the best movie EVAR... if you've seen it, you know... if you haven't seen it, leave what ever you are doing right now and go see it...

Television:

i am addicted to crime tv and everything on the food network... I love Bones, Greys Anatomy, CSI, Law and Order SVU & Criminal Intent, Veronica Mars, NCIS, Burn Notice, Monk, Psych, Boston Legal, Criminal Minds, House, The Closer, Iron Chef..., I love Love Love tv...

Books:

I think I own somewhere over 2,000 romance novels (yes i know this is slightly sad)... I read insane amounts for someone who watches so much tv and spends so much time at the bar...

Heroes:

Spongebob, Mr. T, and your mom...

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My Blog

Chuck Norris doesnt have teeth he has beacons of justice!

Read this and immediately remember why Chuck Norris is more awesome than you are... Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, ...
Posted by The Professor® on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:28:00 PST

Men are from Mars, Women are from Radio Shack...

Possibly one of the best visual commentaries on the differences between men and women when it comes to sex... I, personally, have always loved having someone spin my purple X knob......
Posted by The Professor® on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:54:00 PST

In the literal sense...

I'm feeling very literal today and here are some quotes I think the world should remember..." If your library is not 'unsafe', it probably isn't doing its job." -- John Berry, Iii, Library Journal, O...
Posted by The Professor® on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

Random Thoughts...

ok for those of you who only thought i was amusing/crazy: here is a period of 4 months of my senior year of college where I tried to write down atleast one random thought per day... enjoy ;) (also if ...
Posted by The Professor® on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:26:00 PST

things I have found...

Today i went looking through the drawers in my room. Those of you who know me, know I never throw anything away that I dont have to. Here are some of the intersting things I found ...
Posted by The Professor® on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:07:00 PST

Mr. T is almost as cool as Chuck Norris...

23... That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence... Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. I...
Posted by The Professor® on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

new favorite quote...

my new favorite quote EVAR from last night: Never try to trip by rolling drugs into ham  -charlie  
Posted by The Professor® on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PST

i am so picky...

best convo with jess evar... Jrzygrl90: i need a man XgataX: me too, a real one... XgataX: although maybe i'll get one with parkinsons so he vibrates XgataX: god that was wrong Jrzygrl90: why am I pic...
Posted by The Professor® on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

am i involved?

My favorite survey answer of mine so far today... 8. Are you involved with anyone?i dont know what the term is for what i am now... i'm going to make up one... I am in the "Crocodile Hunter" Phase... ...
Posted by The Professor® on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:22:00 PST