I am just incredibly awesome.
And not at all full of myself haha
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I reject your reality and substitute my own. Clicking add to friends is a waste of time if you don't really know me. Just because I have 600 friends on my list doesn't mean I add random people; I actually know nearly all of these people in real life, and the rest are bands I like. I have so many amazing friends that I don't get to see as often as I'd like that chances are if I don't already know you I won't add you. Unless you're ridiculously hot and not a total douchebag, but that rules out like 99.9% of you. Call me shallow, bitchy, whatever, just go away. I've already met my douchebag quota for the year. I don't use IM and I'm really bad at replying to even my friends' mail and comments but I'm trying to get better. Sometimes I get sucked into myspace for hours every day, sometimes a week goes by without checking it. So if you have something of actual importance to tell me please call or text me. I'm just here to catch up with old friends, e-stalk people when I get bored, and occasionally to find new music, although I have more of that on queue to listen to right now than I can even handle. Feel free to message me if you think you think you can convince me otherwise, but don't be offended if I don't reply. I probably won't add your band either- unless you're local, and totally awesome. Then we'll talk :-) Sorry I just don't have enough time anymore. I'm open to new shit but I can't even keep up with everything I already like and the random bands post so many damn bulletins about shows hundreds of miles away from me.
I support the legalization of marijuana. It turns cheesy television into quality entertainment. Everyone should have a TiVo. Fuck commercials. I live for LIVE MUSIC. I love going to shows. I see the same band in the same place every Tuesday and it never gets old or any less of a fucking blast. (Love you guys!) Of course I have my favorites but I'm always willing to check out a new band. Dancing is the only exercise I ever do. I wont dance to shitty music unless I'm too wasted to notice how much I hate it. But no matter how drunk I am I will not allow random guys to try to dance with (aka try to dry hump) me. Stay out of my bubble unless invited. I hate drama and will never start it, but if you think that means you can fuck with me and get away with it you will quickly learn a lesson to the contrary. Recently, some people have had to learn this the hard way. ;-)
I've always been a night person. No matter what I do I can't help staying up all night, even when I stay home I do stupid shit like edit my MySpace profile at 3 am. It's this long because I keep adding shit. I'm a huge nerd in a lot of ways. I always want the latest electronic gadgets (and then I hack them haha). Except for video games... I only play really old video games, I'm talking 16-bit and under. I still have my Atari 2600, original NES, and Sega Genesis. I love my Mustang! I drive a mean stick. Automatics are for pussies.
I enjoy entertaining people and I don't mind making an ass of myself to do it. I laugh when other people trip, fall, or otherwise hurt themselves. I would LOVE to hang out with the Jackass boys. I also wanna hang with the MythBusters and Jim Morrison if he wasn't dead. I can quote just about every line in any Kevin Smith movie. I talk a lot, and very quickly at that.
I guarantee you that at any time of day I could turn on the radio and find at least one song playing that I know all the words too. It's frightening to think of how much of my brain is filled with song lyrics and music trivia. I'm the one all my friends call to ask "Hey, who sang that song that goes blah, blah, blah?" and I usually know instantly. I can probably even tell you the album title, year, and what label it was released on too. I'm not sure whether that's impressive or sad, but I'm going with impressive because MUSIC IS LIFE.
I'm very open-minded but I will probably decide within 5 minutes of meeting you whether I like you or not. If I don't like you I'll probably just ignore you, but if I'm drunk I may start listing the reasons why you suck at life. I try not to be judgemental but it's hard when your instincts usually turn out to be true. I can be a hypocrite sometimes, but mostly because I change my mind a lot... or forget what I said before. I want everyone to like me but I really don't give a fuck what you think of me. I just want to be happy. I'm on an extended vacation from real life right now. I really want to travel more. I'm heading to Florida and Jamaica soon but I really want to go to Australia, Amsterdam, and some other places in Europe. I ramble on a lot. Have you caught on to that yet?
I've lost some very close friends in the past couple years and I think about each of them EVERY DAY. I really fucking love you boys. I will never not miss you. I've had my heart completely shattered, but I'm still going strong. I'm not very political but I hate George W. Bush with a fiery passion. He looks like a retarded monkey. But I think the retarded monkey could give better speeches. I also hate yellow cars. Only school buses and taxis should be allowed to be painted yellow.
I love playing cards. I'm especially obsessed with Texas Hold 'Em. I usually win but I hate it when I lose. It's not even the money. It's the pride haha. Before I die I will be in the World Series of Poker. I want a bracelet! I also want to be famous but I can't decide what for yet. I burp REALLY WELL and I'm quite proud of this. I can beat most dudes. If you think it's gross or un-ladylike or whatever, then we probably wouldn't get along anyway.
I truly believe MTV is destroying the youth of America. TRL makes me want to vomit. I don't believe in speed limits, light beer, religion, astrology, or one-night-stands. I do believe in karma, pirating, true love, and being totally awesome. Did you actually read all that? Loser. Fuck what I think, just live your life however you see fit and well, hope you're right! Til death do us party...
"oh i could give a straight up goddamn
i could give you four or five of them
i got a thousand in my bank account
break it open let the goddamns walk out"
The universe is shaped exactly like the earth
if you go straight long enough
you'll end up where you were.