Revamp...
I'm a simplistic person living in a complex world; or is it the other way around? I have traveled most of my life and haven't decided where I eventually want to plant my roots. The longest I've ever lived anywhere was the 8 years I lived in Maryland. If I had one place to call home, MD would be it. I miss all those fools like crazy. I've spent the last 2.5 years in Florida raising my 2 year old daughter. It's very warm here... and very wet. Hurricanes suck my ass. If I never see another one it will be too soon.
My urge to travel has increased ten fold in the last few months. One of these days I will get a passport. Until then, I will have to suffer here in America. Woe is me.
I'm a dork , I'm a freak , I'm a bitch , and dammit, I'm proud of it! I tell it like it is. I heart sarcasm. I hold my friends very near and dear to my heart. I like root beer floats for breakfast. Coffee is my friend. If you pass out near me, don't be surprised if you wake up wearing pink panties . The power of Psychopompos compels me. I heart sarcasm. I like to stay up late, even though I shouldn't. I live 3 houses from the beach and I love every minute of it. I'm a picky eater. I could eat tacos every day if it wasn't for the fact that my ass would explode. I love all things bad for me. I like numbers. They do silly dances in my head for me all day. I have the most amazing daughter who keeps me on my toes constantly. I have a great job and work with some really awesome people. In all, I'm pretty content with life right now.
Disclaimer: Opinions, thoughts, theories and general ideas are subject to change without notice. However, confusion is guaranteed.
I adopted a cute lil' monkey fetus from Fetusmart!
Hooray fetus!
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
-Douglas Adams
