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Mr. Harlequin©

Sex. Violence. Whatever.

About Me

Dave Harlequin.
I'm pretty spontaneous, very random, and rather weird at times... I have a strange obsession with horror films... I love caffeine and nicotine... I'm a press-whore... I'm a club-rat... I enjoy violence... I'm something of a writer... I enjoy making noise... I date a model... I read comic books... I don't scare easy... I don't drink or do drugs... I don't sleep much... I think too much... I get paid to party... I'm a really nice person, but I can be an asshole... I love to travel... I love the strange and unusual... I'm opinionated and I like it... I'm flat out freaking fabulous. =)
Also: I'm the director of promotions and bookings for Single Cell Entertainment , we specialize in various 'Fetish'& Nightlife events/performances (most notably: 'Purgatory: The Show', the 2nd largest fetish event in the nation).
Yahoo= mister_harlequin
AIM= LogicalParadoxx

those are the only s/n's I use, anything else you might see is not me, I assure you.
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
p.s.- All pictures you see with a zebra background are cpywritten images of Malfunction Photography.

My Interests


The Bass. The Rock. The Mic. The Treble. I Like My Coffee Black. Just Like My Metal.

Music:

16 Volt, A Perfect Circle, Acid Bath, Agents Of Oblivion, Alice In Chains, Alien Sex Fiend, Amber Asylum, Americlone, And One, Anders Manga, Android Lust, Angelspit, Angels on Acid, Annie Lennox, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Bezerk, Aqua, ASP, Assemblage 23, Atari Teenage Riot, Bad Religion, Bauhaus, Bella Morte, Billy Idol, Bjork, Black Flag, Black Tape For A Blue Girl, Blondie, Blood Brothers, Blur, Blutengel, Brainiac, Butterfly Messiah, Celldweller, Christian Death, Circle Of Dust, Clan Of Xymox, Combichrist, Concrete Blonde, Culture Club, Danzig, David Bowie, Dax Riggs, Dead Can Dance, Deadboy And The Elephantmen, Death Peaches, Deltron 3030, Depeche Mode, Dethklok, Diary Of Dreams, Die Form, Diva Destruction, Dope Stars Inc, Duran Duran, Echo And The Bunnymen, Edie Brickell, Electric Hellfire Club, Emilie Autumn, Eurythmics, Faith And The Muse, Fatboy Slim, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, Frankenstein Drag Queens, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Freezepop, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Funker Vogt, Genitorturers, Girls Under Glass, God Lives Underwater, Gorillaz, Goteki, Graveyard Boulevard, Gravity Kills, Gwar, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Henry Rollins, Horrorpops, Icon Of Coil, Interpol, Jack Off Jill, Joy Division, Kevorkian Death Cycle, Kidney Thieves, KMFDM, Lacrimosa, Leæther Strip, London After Midnight, Love And Rockets, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Meat Beat Manifesto, Mercybox, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Necromantix, New Order, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, Oingo Boingo, Outkast, Peter Murphy, Pitchshifter, Placebo, Pop Will Eat Itself, Portishead, Project Pitchfork, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Rasputina, Razed In Black, REM, Rollins Band, Sarah McLachlan, Scarling, Seraphim Shock, Sisters Of Mercy, Skindred, Skinny Puppy, Slick Idiot, Smashing Pumpkins, Soft Cell, Sonic Youth, Switchblade Symphony, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears, The Birthday Massacre, The Bolshoi, The Church, The Cranberries, The Crüxshadows, The Crystal Method, The Cult, The Cure, The Faint, The Last Dance, The Misfits, The Proclaimers, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths, The White Stripes, Thompson Twins, Tool, Tori Amos, TV on the Radio, Vast, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, Voltaire, Voodou, Wumpscut, X Marks The Pedwalk, XTC, Zeromancer

Movies:

2000 AD, 2001 Maniacs, 300, A Clockwork Orange, A Dirty Shame, A Scanner Darkly, A.T.H.F.C.M.F.F.T. American Beauty, American Psycho, Animal Factory, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Art School Confidential, Bad Taste, Better Off Dead, Black Christmas (original), Bloodsucking Freaks, Blue Velvet, Bubba Ho Tep, Bully, Cannibal Holocaust, Cecil B Demented, Chasing Amy, Chopping Mall, Chuck & Buck, Clerks, Clerks 2, Cradle of Fear, Creepshow, Creepshow 2, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dazed and Confused, Dead Alive, Dead and Breakfast, Dead and Rotting Dead Poets Society, Dead Silence, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dummy, Empire Records, Eraserhead, Evil Dead Trilogy, Eyes Wide Shut, Fear, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Buller's Day Off, Fight Club, Four Rooms, Freaks, Freakshow, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost World, Grindhouse, Gummo, Hackers, Hard Candy, Human Traffic, I Spit on Your Grave, In The Mouth Of Madness, Jacobs Ladder, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bill (1&2), Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Killer Condom, Lair of the White Worm, Land of the Dead, Lost Highway, Mail Order Wife, Mallrats, Match Point, Misery, Miracle Mile, Mirrormask, Mulholland Drive, Night Breed Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street Saga, Nowhere, Office Space, Oldboy, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Orgasmo, Party Monster, Pet Semetary Two, Pink Flamingos, Polyester, Pretty in Pink, Primary Colors, Pulp Fiction, Pumpkinhead, Quills, Redneck Zombies, Reservoir Dogs, Return of the Living Dead Trilogy, Rules of Attraction, Saved!, Saw Trilogy, Session 9, Silent Hill, Sin City, Sixteen Candles, Sgt Kabukiman NYPD, Smokin Aces, Star Wars Saga, Strangeland, SubUrbia, Suicide, Terror Firmer, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Attic Expeditions, The Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, The Breakfast Club, The Butterfly Effect, The Dead Hate the Living, The Doom Generation, The Exorcist, The Legend of 1900, The Lost Boys, The Shining, The Stand, The Prophecy, The Talented Mr Ripley, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Totally Fucked Up, Toxic Avenger Saga, Trainspotting, Tromeo & Juliet, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, V For Vendetta, Velvet Goldmine, Waking Life, What Dreams May Come, Wild At Heart, X-Men Trilogy

Television:

Amazing Stories, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Degrassi, Dexter, Family Guy, Freaks & Geeks, Invader Zim, Masters of Horror, Metalocolypse, Mr Show, My So Called Life, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Robot Chicken, Saul of the Mole Men, Spawn: The Animated Series, Tales from the Crypt, Tales from the Darkside, The Maxx, The Outer Limits, Twin Peaks, X-Men: The Animated Series

Books:

If its: Horror. Sci-Fi. A Comic Book. Or By Henry Rollins. Then I probably read it... Plus more.

My Blog

Make Me One From None.

People get lostThe alarm clock goes off and someone loses his wayAll of a sudden five years have passedSame job. Same life. Same shit.They look at themselves in the mirrorCan't understand where it all...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST

07-07-07 (it should be a holiday!)

07-07-07it just seems like there should be some kind of special something that goes with this day right? Like maybe make it a holiday? Like "Sameness Day". Or "Numerology Day". Something witty like th...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

The State Of The Harlequin Address:

Welcome back to the so-called blogging type thing...So we've skipped 3 weeks... which in clubland translates into 3 weekends... here's your quick wrap-up:Purgatory was absolutley fantastic, Artoxicati...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:11:00 PST

Blah Blah Blah

Psycho. Scary. Scumbag. Addict. Whore. "I heard Dave did this...""I heard Dave did that..."I am not a part of your machine.I am not a part of your storybook.I exist on my own planet.And I'm happy bei...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

busy busy busy...

Things have finally started to get back to normal for the most part... I finally got the cast off my hand, now I just have to wear a light brace on it, and go through 10 weeks of physical therapy. My ...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

the endless fight with fate...

I suppose I'll just start off by getting straight to the point and getting the big elephant in the room out of the way....The past 2 weeks have easily been the most difficult time in my life.My father...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:53:00 PST

time rants & promo VS beach trips & photo shoots

"Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived." - P. Stewar...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:06:00 PST

the calm before the storm...

I woke up around 4am and looked at my broken watch, not sure why I still do that, or why I still wear it even.there are clocks all around me, they all tell the correct time, yet I just somehow can't s...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:41:00 PST

Synthesis & Beyond...

Synthesis was great, somewhat odd, very interesting, and a really fun time overall. Hung out with so many awesome people, and once again took care of the MC duties for the "Synner of the Month" contes...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:00:00 PST

what a long strange March it's been...

Greetings Everyone!it's been awhile, so I thought I'd fill you all in on what's been going on in my world(or "Daveywood" as Miss Mandy so affectionatley named it)so here goes...Started the month off b...
Posted by Mr. Harlequin© on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST