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About Me


follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com Hi, I'm Mick!
Born in NYC and raised in Central New Jersey, about 40 minutes south of Manhattan. Around 01/2001 I moved from Keyport, NJ to Easton, Maryland and spent about 9 months there. By 09/2001 I moved to Annapolis and have been here ever since. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Now, before contacting me or reading any further, I recommend that you first click on the link below to read my blog. It's called...
"IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT ME."
It's worth reading, if I do say so myself.

Okay, now that you've read that,
(you did read it, didn't you?)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Galileo Galilei, Leonardo DaVinci, Giordano Bruno, Albert Pike, Nikola Tesla, Lemmy Killmister and The Ramones. I'm sure there are others but that's all I can think of right now. Other than that, anyone who can hold down a remotely interesting conversation. Since I don't randomly add people I don't personally know, (The blog listed above already mentions this.) you may want to try some form of an introduction before adding me.
Be sure to mark your location on my map below.
Sláinte.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael W. McGuirk
(A.K.A.: Lord High Executioner; Prince of Darkness, Debauchery & Melted Cheese and, on occasion, Beetlejuice.)
Birthday: 17 July, mid Iron Age, exactly 8:00pm.
Birthplace: The city that doesn't sleep, New York.
Current Location: +38° 58' 7.92" N, -76° 29' 4.85" W.
Eye Color: Hazel.
Hair Color: Look at my pictures.
Height: 5'10".
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Irish (Ya think?), Norwegian & Scottish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Grindersâ„¢ Boots!
Your Weakness: Any new foods or single malt whiskies that I may not have tried before. I also love hookah lounges.
Your Fears: Tricksy Hobbits's!
Your Perfect Pizza: As long as it's from a privately owned Mom & Pop pizzeria in the NY/NJ area, it can be a plain cheese pizza or have everything on it. (INCLUDING anchovies!) Bonus points if it's cooked in a coal or wood fired brick oven. Anything from national or regional chains such as Domino's or Ledo's is NOT pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Serenity NOW!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it GROUNDHOG DAY again?!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Have you SEEN my ass?!!
Your Bedtime: Considering I have to be up at 5 a.m., I try to be in bed by midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory: Tuesday Nights at the Melody Bar in New Brunswick, NJ. R.I.P. DJ Jim Dunlap.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, if any soda at all.
McDonald's or Burger King: Ick! Neither! See question #14.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both are complete and utter shite!
Chocolate or Vanilla: I am a Vanilla junkie.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either one, I'm actually spastic enough without the addition of coffee.
Do you Smoke: I love hookahs! I was rolling my own cigarettes for a while but quit on Feb. 4, 2008.
Do you Swear: I grew up in New Jersey, so I can be a bit of a potty-mouth.
Do you Sing: Quite well, or so I'm told.
Do you Shower Daily: I refuse to leave the house without.
Have you Been in Love: Sadly.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, of course!
Do you want to get Married: Surely you can't be serious.
Do you belive in yourself: Sure. But then again, I also believe in ghosts, gobblins, trolls & The Tooth Fairy!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not since I was 11.
Do you think you are Attractive: After I've had a few pints, I am drop-dead gorgeous! Come see for yourself.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm not exactly a "freak" about it but I am quite a healthy lad.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure, since I chained them up in the basement, they've been most pleasant.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely!
Do you play an Instrument: A couple.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Uh... Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Can you say "Hookah"?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. Not now & not ever!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Define "Date".
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No & I need to remedy that.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Although it's been over a month since I've had it, let me just say HOORAY FOR SUSHI!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does karaoke count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, not in the past month.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Heeheehee...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the occasional parting glance.
Ever been Drunk: Well, that was one word used to describe it.
Ever been called a Tease: Every time I wear my kilt.
Ever been Beaten up: Sure.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: I've been beaten, burned, dragged by a moving car, drowned (almost), poisoned, shot-at, stabbed & strangled. I am immortal!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I plan on bulking up and joining the WWE.
What country would you most like to Visit: It's a toss-up between Ireland, Scotland, Germany, Switzerland, Australia and New Zealand. I'd also love to go hot-tubbing with snow monkeys in Japan.
In a Girl...
Favourite Eye Color: No preference.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference.
Short or Long Hair: No preference.
Height: Preferably shorter than I am.
Weight: Less than I weigh.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she's comfortable in.
Number of Drugs I have taken: If you're asking how many I've taken, the answer is NONE. Get the idea?
Number of CDs I own: CD's? I dont know. Are you serious?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: "Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention."
--Francis Albert Sinatra.

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My Blog

New 'bar wars' on tap for Annapolis - The Arundel Muckraker

http://www.arundelmuckraker.com/storyview.asp?stor...New 'bar wars' on tap for Annapolis - The Arundel Muckraker Shared via AddThis For those of you who live in & around Annapolis, check this out.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:54:00 GMT

Star Wars vs. "Bricktop" from Snatch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo If you ever saw the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch", you'll be on the floor over this "Star Wars" mash-up.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 11:35:00 GMT

If the diamond industry were TRULY honest...

We would see ads that were more like these fine examples:
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:16:00 GMT

An example of my sense of humor.

This is a sample of the things that make me laugh. They are a small example of the type of warped sense of humor I'm known for. For some, it may offend, confuse or simply draw a bl...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:33:00 GMT

IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT ME.

I felt that this would be a more appropriate (and space-saving) area for listing some issues I'd prefer not to have fired across my bow. I'm definitely NOT interested in meeting any of the following ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 15:18:00 GMT

Immigration

so, the entire "immigrant" community in this country came out for May Day and protested the US wanting to prevent people from entering our borders illegally. sad to say it but, if these individuals wo...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 13:34:00 GMT