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the whiskey ring scandal

i will kill you. i will KILL YOU with my eyeliner.

About Me

i'm pretty sure i didn't lose my job at the dairy queen because of the falling economy. i'm pretty sure it's because i stuck my wang in the butterscotch.What became known as the Whiskey Ring Scandal started when Benjamin H. Bristow, Grant..s third secretary of the Treasury, found a group of distillers was falsifying reports. They cheated the government out of millions in tax dollars. It was then discovered that many of Grant's appointees were also involved in the scandal. Included in these appointees was Grant's personal secretary, Orville E. Babcock. Even though the prosecutor had mounds of evidence against him, Babcock was acquitted and he resigned. Grant, furious with Bristow's findings about Babcock, forced him to resign from the cabinet.

My Interests

soup. snow peas. talking, and not talking. i could talk, or not talk...for hours.

I'd like to meet:

someone with alcohol in their possession. And hopefully some CDs. i don't want to have sex with you, so don't be gross. unless i know you in real life. then i know you're gross.and also whoever killed adina watson.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

THE. SECRET. MACHINES. && ac/dc, death from above 1979, the arcade fire, interpol, franz ferdinand, morningwood, south, mstrkrft, stars, lady sovereign, gogol bordello, kasabian, maximo park, the ramones, snow patrol, the oranges band, jet, living things, the go! team, electric six, the delays, goldfrapp, brendan benson, the white stripes, louis xiv, the raconteurs, kmfdm, the postal service, elliott brood, hinterland, the trews, jets overhead, sloan, snowden, bright eyes, wilco,danko jones, whiskeytown, dolly parton, johnny cash, the clash, the rolling stones, led zeppelin, creedence clearwater revival, tom petty, aberdeen city, explosions in the sky, benny benassi, LILY ALLEN!!, bodyrox, the fratellis, hall & oates, balkan beat box, chuck brown, anything off the dischord label, and about 5280 more things.

Movies:

a clockwork orange is #1. i don't really see movies. they give me a seizure. word.

Television:

law & order(s), project runway, and i watch too much golden girls. also, best week ever on VH1. i love new york, my super sweet sixteen, next, stupid mtv dating shows like that and trash tv like jerry springer. class is my middle name.

Books:

all manner of fine literature such as playboy and beowulf.

Heroes:

ferris beuller. anyone who can pull off that parade float shit is the man.

My Blog

you're still in love with me and you don't know why

amazing:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt-7TJ_NAWE even more amazing : this showed up when i put 'sad & lonely secret machines' in the search engine : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ORFOV...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:48:00 PST

oh jesus. myspace is such a fartknocker.

it fucking sent an invite to earl that was in my box from like when i OPENED MY ACCOUNT. kajdkjdjjf this is going to go over REAL WELL. amazing. hahahahahaha.
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST

a bitchy remark that is NOT about drawing on your eyebrows. for once.

if britney spears was a gothic skenester from the washington-baltimore metropolitan conglomerate, she probably wouldn't have named her new fragrance 'midnight fantasy', because that more than likely s...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

categorically speaking, you have sex with the werewolves.

this falls completely under the category of 'what the fuck was i thinking?' but seriously. 
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:02:00 PST

glass houses make you look fat. that's what's up.

so, re : all the stuff that's going on with the whole paura/scott sitch here in teh skene. 1. i hate starting sentences with 'so'.  2. i didn't start it.  i don't intend to finish it. ...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

bitches & hos. and other ghettastic options.

what is the matter with people? a) why would someone go OUT OF THEIR WAY to ruin someone's night out?  this person is not bothering you.  in fact, this person does not even KNOW you.  h...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

on why i am a very bad person indeed.

this is brought about because i just saw the most disgusting thing ever.  and by that i mean today : dear person a : i certainly hope you enjoy your own company.  you ap...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

a conundrum, and a statement.

i saw a comment in a friend's el jay that was pretty irritating.  it's irritating not only on its own, but because this particular fistfuck always has the same speech prepared, and that is that f...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

dear things that piss in my cornflakes :

i usually put things that piss me off in my myspace blog instead of my livejournal one because that is supposed to be light and airy.  which sometimes it's not.  but this is srsly a bitchfes...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST

another news flash.

i am FRUSTRATED.  is anyone else FRUSTRATED? i'm not, like, frustrated to the point of having a breakdown a la last year, or doing myself a mischief or xyz.  but i'm just kind of like, ARGHH...
Posted by the whiskey ring scandal on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST