I cannot see or hear Freddy Mercury without needing to change my panties shortly thereafter for both his musical talent and stage presence and I don't care if liked boys cause he also had the Hiv and died but its all just fantasy isn't it??? So in my fantasy he is alive, healthy and wants to fuck me!
are what seem to keep me sane. I'm feeling violent, I watch something violent and feel better, I wanna fuck, I watch porn and masturbate, depressed? give me ice cream and any generic romantic comedy and all is forgotten
Four very little words that can forever keep me entertained no matter how trite it may be...Sex and the City
"The primitive light-shunner," said Phil. "The ostrich? The vole? The worm?" "The rapist," said Miller "Satan!" I said. Columbo said, "They are we." "Light-shunners?" said Miller. "I was just going to catch some rays." Columbo said, "And the species name is...No, you try to guess" Miller punched the Tropics. "Light-shunning blind daters?" Blind daters don't shun light," said Phil. "They should." I said, "How about light-shunning King of Kings?" Columbo said, "Your scientific name is...Blattella Germanica" "But we're American!" said Phil Columbo said, "Yes, but if you want to talk roots, we're African. The west German humans call us the French roach, the eastern German humans call us the Russian roach, and the southern and northern Germans name us after each other. We have an image problem. But lets not forget who made up the name-the animal who calls itself 'Homo sapiens.' " "Latin for 'thinking faggot,'" said Miller
What kind of child would I be if I didn't say my mom and dad. My boo is pretty fuckin impressive most of the time, anyone that can run 2 businesses doing what he loves, while being a fantastic father and keeping his hot young girlfriend wildly pleased in everyway, is someone to look up to in my book.