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About Me

BOHICA, Baby.
I:
... am a handful.
... am a very large 5 year old.
... am not someone you want to mess with when I'm in a bad mood.
... am a pretty decent shot with my N.A.A. Guardian.
... am an accident in progress.
... posess people.
Life's too fucking complicated when it's your own.
I cook... and innocent people die.
"We're out of cornflakes. F.U."
According to my friends:
- The love of my life is my computer (sorry, Ryan), or maybe Grover.
- I am a funny, good person, fun to toss pudding at, and one shiny bitch.
- My best physical feature is my eyes, specifically my 623rd eyelash.
- My best personality feature is my sense of humor; I ish funny.
- I'm a rebel who is soooo not shy. I have my own rules cause the rest are only made to be broken.
- My favorite foods are NACHOS (when drinking), not meat (vegetarian since age 9), and pickle samiches.
- I believe in God(s and Goddesses)
- I can sing, but shouldn't be allowed to. (Thanks, Bree.)
- If we were stuck on a deserted island my friends would bring a kayak, baby oil, booze, condoms, and a laptop with wireless internet connection.
- My nicknames are Kyz, Lucious Lillypad, sexy ass, and snuffleufagus.
- I'm a talented writer. (awww... thanks Marla)
- I am casual, free-spirited, and speckal.
- I have a sultry voice. (yeah... whatever)
- I'm one of the most wonderfully weird people you'll ever know.
- I gots a great way of thinking and a lot of interesting ideas.
- I'm genuine and don't pretend to be someone that I'm not.
- I am talented, loyal, and honest.
- I am a major fuckin' motard (but they love me anyway).
- I'm caring and would help anyone if I could.
- I'm beautiful inside and out.
- I soooooo suck... and rock. (Dildo, guys. I loves you too.)
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My Interests

CURRENT MOON moon phase info

movies, music, shooting

I'd like to meet:

Myself... it could be interesting and we never seem to be coherent at the same time.

Music:

Weise Guize; The Regi Hendrix Band; Gregory Paul; Daughtry; Absent Element; Flogging Molly; Gaelic Storm; Lily Allen; Fuel; Ballbreaker; Autumndivers; Green Day; They Might Be Giants; The Streets; Barenaked Ladies; Live; Cake; Cherry Poppin' Daddies; Nickelback; Coldplay; INXS; Quarashi; Save Ferris; Rascal Flatts

You are every goth-kids dream!

What Kind of Witch Are you ? Mystical Pixs
You are a Celetic witch who practices in the open clearing in the woods at midnight. Your coven are that of powerful sorceresses; bewitching others is a favorite of yours. Doing things to them when they have wronged others. Your beauty is astounding, and bewitching men is common even with out a spell. Celtic Wicca Witches: Goes by the elements of the Ancient Ones and nature. They are usually healers or respect them highly. They work with plants, stones, flowers, trees, the elemental people, the gnomes and the fairies
Take this quiz !

Movies:

Way too many; we own over 500 movies.
I love:
Pauley Perrette
Jason Statham
Jeri Ryan
Vinnie Jones
Angelina Jolie
Crank
The Boondock Saints
Boys and Girl from County Clare
The Whole Nine Yards
Shaun of the Dead
The Usual Suspects
The Transporter
Transporter II
Stigmata
The Village
Ordinary Decent Criminal
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
Resident Evil
Pirates of the Carribean
A Midsummer Night's Dream (1935)
Men In Black
Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle
Mean Machine
Mean Guns
Lord Of The Rings
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Knockaround Guys
Harry Potter
The Italian Job
Independence Day
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy (BBC, 1981)
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
Heathers
Girl, Interrupted
The Dark Crystal
Signs
Resident Evil
Evil Dead 2
EuroTrip
Dogma
The Craft
Chicago
Cellular
The Day After Tomorrow
Mists of Avalon
Van Helsing
The Legend of Billie Jean
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Princess Bride
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Clerks

Television:

Fraggle Rock
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Numb3rs
Psych
Coupling
House
NCIS
The Unit
CSI: NY
Family Guy

Books:

Anything by Marrion Zimmer Bradley, Douglas Adams, or Dan Brown.

Art on the Edge and Over by Linda Weintraub
Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Dancing Naked in the Mind Field by Kary Mullis
The Journey of Man by Spencer Wells

Heroes:

I have no heroes... just people I want to be.
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you,
and find themselves falling fast.
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
You Are An Iris
You are a unique woman who needs a lot of novelty in her life. An inspiration seeker, you often have to change scenery to recharge. You don't deal well with structure or rules. You need to do it your own way. Your ideal relationships are free and flowing. No one can tie you down.
What dragon species are you?
Water Dragon
Cool, collective you are the guardian of the oceans, the water god's right hand and you can calm someone down or you can rage up a storm.

My Blog

Music Blog

Cause Andy did it and I felt like it. Step 1: Put your winamp, iPod or iTunes on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.Step 3: Post ...
Posted by Kyzmit on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:01:00 PST

I hate cold.

My nose is runny.My hands are sore.I don't wanna liveIn a cold place anymore. It's 21 degrees but feels like 9 with the wind chill. Warmer than it's been in a little while I guess....
Posted by Kyzmit on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

Zombie

So... Yeah. My brain is so not turned on yet. The shower didn't get cold till the end... it was long and I'm already running way late. This is what happens when you get just...
Posted by Kyzmit on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

Quiz Me

I'm bored. Very bored. So I'm "learning" about myself. Important shit. See if you agree. What Kind of Fairy are you? With exotic pixs ...
Posted by Kyzmit on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

Friends and Strangers... go ahead.

Cause I told Marla I would... Quiz 1. Who are you? 2. How long have you known me? 3. When/Where/How did we meet? 4. Describe me in one word. 5. What's your best memory of me? 6. How well do you think...
Posted by Kyzmit on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST

Fuck Me

Oh, the retarded things that come out of my brain when I'm bored. He says that I'm beautiful, funny, and sweet.Says a personality like mine just can't be beat.He makes me feel smart, and he make...
Posted by Kyzmit on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Rules For World Domination

This always makes me laugh. (from Amray.com) Rules For World Domination World domination is everyone's dream. It's not a bad job really. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and yo...
Posted by Kyzmit on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:15:00 PST

Gods... I don't write, how can I have writer's block??

I don't write. The poemy things and stuff I post... it just comes out. I get something in my head, write it down, and 5 min. later it's done. I'll reread it once and change a word or...
Posted by Kyzmit on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

Demystifying Paganism

Demystifying Paganism ...
Posted by Kyzmit on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

This life's gotta go.

I've been thinking... is life really what you make of it or just what it makes of you? So what if I want to really make the most out of my life? What if I want to travel... not just s...
Posted by Kyzmit on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST