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Ian

About Me

I got my layout and myspace codes at Kawaiispace.com , you should too.
*Some people say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.*Some people say I'm an evil bastard.*Some people say I'm a really nice guy :)*More people say I'm an evil bastard.*Out of the millions of people in the world, I have only managed to find about 20 that I actually like.*I am the most sarcastic person you'll ever talk to.*I have a weakness for punk/goth girls with tattoos, piercings, funky clothes, and colored hair...some call this weakness LUST.*I smoke, drink, and eat red meat....I think I do this because I'm so competitive...it's a race to see if my heart, lungs, or liver goes first.*I curse....so fluent that I've actually created some of my own words.*I travel a lot...within US and worldwide.*I am heterosexual, but not afraid of homo or bi or tran sexuals....I think that is some ignorant shit. The funny part is the guys who are the most homophobic are the same ones that no homosexual would want anyway.*I love sex.*I love the female body.*Speaking of this, despite what your parents have told you, you WILL NOT go blind...that's total bullshit! I would be Ray Charles if this was true.*I can have a very intelligent conversation on a wide variety of subjects.*I can act like a total dumbass.*I love an exhibitionist.*I am a voyeur....and maybe an exhibitionist at the same time.*I can not be offended.*I hate drama.*Coffee is good...liquor is better...coffee with spiced Irish whiskey is best.*I have traveled in half of the US states, and seven countries.*I have good table manners :)*I have lived on my own since age 16.*I will only add you if I think you're interesting or funny.*I like photography...particularly Black and White.*I paint, charcoal, pencil, ink, and sculpt with a variety of materials.*I play three instruments, and am learning a fourth. *I speak two languages fluently...1 more semi-fluently...and am learning a fourth now.*Bored for now....more to come later.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

*People that are intelligent. *People that are not afraid of fetish. *People that are nuns....and want to help me fulfill a fantasy ;) *People who think they're better than me. *People who can understand what renaissance gothic gypsy pirate music is all about. *People who are not total dumbasses. *People who are dumbasses. *People who give money to others that they just met on myspace. *People that can make me laugh....with them or at them. *People with good stories. *People that LOVE music. *People who have tattoos. *People that like David Hasselhoff.....because I need somebody to explain that shit to me! *I am also not opposed to any beautiful, tattooed, and/or pierced goth girl that I can stare at and lust after.


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