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IHK

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About Me

Who am I?I could have painted you a picture with the variety of lipsticks in my bathroom cubbards but heres the peep show...I am a very happy semi angry, witty, self suffient and soffisticated 20 something yr old female. I live in a very densly populated town somewhere frozen in time. Where if you caught yourself blinking once youd miss the tumbleweed crossing the street along side the orange pickers. Sometimes its nice here, some times I like it here. Sometimes I hate it here and sometimes I pretend like I never left NY. Still, no matter where I am or have been I leave glowing streaks of awesomeness and that folks....is a fact.What am I made of?Easy recipe. I have the Lap of strangers tears and by order of the prophet the devine spanker of wankers,your on again off again co-dependant antibiotic,Your friendly neighborhood gynocologist, Milk bossom to orphans, the source of brain nutrient, a presentable young lady with intoxicating charm, an excellent cooker of food and a selective housewife with an admiration for knives.and I regress....The instigator in all things heavenly and an occational coordinator of sin and in other forms the celestial referee. A gutted lamb with seasoned insides. Did I mention potatoes come with your seasoned guts, mem? Cordial, responsible, mindfed young lady bearing a pleasant demeanor and a cunning smile.Pleasure is all yours. WANT MOAR? http://meatgears.blogspot.comMySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds

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The Truth - You are an asshole

I'll start this blog off by saying fuck you.Not just some of you, all of you.I know....I know...It sounds a little harsh but some are over due and I'll be graceful enough to hand it out.  Look at you!...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:25:00 GMT

What if?

Mother always told me that I was going to grow up to be some one different.  That I would be some one everyone would wonder about and if they werent wondering they would be too scared to ask and invei...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:30:00 GMT

Something to believe in...

  Because I am simply too young and naïve in many ones eyes I cant possibly know anything and cant possibly question a government led by men.  Men, who I should feel have my best interest at...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:19:00 GMT

The Food Chain

A very pivate, inner social discord (in prime time) GENERAL: I despise the attitudes of most people. They are self absorbed, arrogant, ungrateful quadrupa fucks living in their own coffee drinki...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 18:51:00 GMT

Screaming without making a sound

RATIONAL   A thought has taken over me all this evening.I find depression to be somewhat of an interesting part of what makes us human.The mind, cultivating, gathering and pushing down the worri...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:11:00 GMT

To fuck with the mind.

Objective: To seek out reasons why people are afraid of the dark. I've never been afraid of the dark.  I'm not just saying that...I really REALLY had no fear for it.  You might call me craz...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Feels like home

So I went to visit Mister Charming this weekend.  The weather is a lil funny this time of year in Maryland.  Mostly because its cold and muggy one minute then hot as hell the next.  Any...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 16:34:00 GMT

It needs to be said

The following does not apply to all or perhaps any of you.  (if you take offense...*shrugs*) I dont want your sympathy.  Your threats, remarks and weapon flaunting dont scare me.  I det...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:07:00 GMT

I wore a ribbon for his birthday.

I was a present this year, for the most deserving of all human beings created.  The pictures should explain this. Feeling like royalty in an unfamiliar place. I wanted to eat him here....I held...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:42:00 GMT

Do you eat shit for a living?

Well fist fuck!...I cant seem to  escape these flammings! It isnt very nice, entertaining, and not very smart of them.  I tell ya, some people just bring out th...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 19:56:00 GMT