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Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude

they call me Papi

About Me

I may seem to be just another guy but I'm actually quite a catch. I fairly friendly to just about anyone and I'm probably the most mellow person youll ever meet. I love goin to the movies with friends, and even just hanging out with a crowd or doin somethin fun together. I have a great many talents, however my best are brought out as an artist. I enjoy mixing music, skating, or jammin out to some heavy ass tunes. Im somewhat into Anime and I love comedy.
I am the creator of Neofusion Design Productions, which excels at Graphic and Web Design, Photography and some Film Production. I have my official website at Neofusion Design and various other web presences. Check out the myspace by clicking on Neofusion Design in my top friends list. Thanks for the insane amount of pageviews everyone!! keep em comin'Visit my myspace for digital images and graphic design! go to Neofusion Design
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andy
Birthday: October 30th, 1983
Birthplace: Washington D.C.
Current Location: Owings Mills, MD
Eye Color: Blue, but it changes
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: French, Irish, Polish, Norse, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas'
Your Weakness: A beautiful face
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian, or Stuffed Crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'll most likely achieve it. A Lucrative job :)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Nice.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the hell is calling me?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Morning hours
Your Most Missed Memory: My birthday this year, my friends never made me feel so good
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, unless its with pie, then Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: i would hope so
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: very
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, i love those
Do you play an Instrument: used to, and ill probably go back
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: today in fact :) woohoo
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but this weekend we discussed it lol.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ill always continue to be an artist :)
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Does not matter
Height: 5 - 5'10"
Weight: Average i guess, not bony, but not too large
Best Clothing Style: what she likes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only a few
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My Interests

Film, Drawing, Mixing, Cute girls, Success, Photography, Money, Music thats heavy as hell or got good vibe, Raw Cookie Dough, Cooking (Italian and Japanese). If youre reallly nice to me I'll draw your portrait! I also do Graphic Design and Web Design on the side while maintaining my own page. If im out late I love goin to the movies with either friends or people Ive never met. I shoot pool on occasion and sometimes just go out and eat at someplace thats open between 2 and 7am haha. I also enjoy basically any type of Asian Art or culture and as afore mentioned, I have a deep respect for the Fine Arts. Check me out if our personalities click!

I'd like to meet:

cute people. Preferably non drinker /smokers but nobody's perfect. after all I just enjoy hanging out and killing time while having fun. If you are one of the myspace whores who advertise their webcam... dont bother cause I dont care.I DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM WEBCAM WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST YOU BETTER FUCKIN LEAVE COMMENTS AND TALKEveryone else, Go play in traffic

Music:

I love experimental music. Stuff that nobody else has heard of. I also like many bands that are known to the general public. System of a Down, Metallica, Opeth, Linkin Park, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Pink Floyd, In Flames, Depeche Mode, Sevendust, Chevelle, Tool, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, KMFDM, Eminem, Killswitch Engage, Slipknot, Soilwork, The Roots, Lil Jon, Unearth, Faith No More, Black Label Society, Disturbed, Papa Roach, Green Day, Powerman 5000, Korn, Dream Theater, The Used, Mnemic, Deftones, Godsmack, Prodigy, Future Prophecies, Ministry, Filter, Manchild, Queen, Atreyu, Soundgarden, Edgecrusher, etc.My lighter side includes U2, Paul Oakenfold, Oasis, DJ TIESTO (best DJ on EARTH), Armin Van Buuren, Brian Cross, Black Eyed Peas, Fallout Boy, Social Distortion, Juno Reactor, Ej Ronin, Bush, Bob Marley, Three Eleven, They Might Be Giants, Voodoo, Cyber X, 4 Strings, Markus Schulz, ATB, BT, Cosmic Gate, Mario Lopez, Beach Budda, Multiplex, Automator, Dj Payroll, Daft Punk, Andrew WK, Jay-Z, Scooter, Lenny Kravitz, Shojin, Radix, The Fugees, Pulsedriver, Rick James, Jimi Hendrix, Fluke, Team Sleep, Turbonegro, Dj Quicksilver and the list goes on.....
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Movies:

Gladiator, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Spider-man, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Kill Bill, The Matrix, Gone in 60 Seconds, Reservoir Dogs, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Boondock Saints... ehh too many to name them all.I'll probably see any movie if its got one of my favorite actors/actresses in it although thats not a guarantee if it sucks, then again none of my favorite movies suck! ha ha haFavorite actors include: Johnny Depp, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Madsen, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Uma Thurman, Will Ferrell, Chris Farley and Phil Hartman (R.I.P.), Mike Myers, Laurence Fishburne, Keira Knightley, Dana Carvey, Dave Chappelle, Russel Crowe, Nicholas Cage, Tim Meadows, Giovanni Ribsi, Robert Duvall, Joaquin Phoenix, Peter Stomare, Derek Jacobi, Sir Ian McKellen, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Famke Janssen, Brad Pitt, Colin Ferrell, Keanu Reeves, Hugo Weaving, Harrison Ford, Steve Buscemi, Tom Cruise, Diane Kruger (for my own reasons ...heh heh), and the list goes on and on and on....Favorite Directors or Producers in no particular order are Peter Jackson, Ridley Scott, Quentin Tarantino, Wolfgang Petersen, Bryan Singer (yeah he made it), John Woo, Robert Rodriguez, Frank Miller, Steven Spielberg, James Cameron

Television:

Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, most importantly Naruto cause I watch that religiously...and some others but they dont matter as much.

Books:

Not many titles come to mind, however I really enjoy Kurt Vonnegut, H.G. Wells, and Tim LaHaye... you know apocalyptic, armegeddon type stuff... JRR Tolkien comes to mind as well.

Heroes:

God, Pai Mei and Judge Fudge.and Long over due but not forgotten, the entire staff that taught me at the Carver Center for Arts and Tech. Especially Mrs. Terry McDaniel who is bar-none the greatest Art teacher in the world, and Mr. Robert Miller. You two are the among the finest of teachers I have had.

My Blog

ITS THE APOCALYPSE!!

Well not really.I would just like to point out, that our local weather has gone from the usual, to wierd, to shitty, to crazy, to WHAT THE FUCK?!?!Last week it was 70 degrees, the next day it was 26! ...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

Johari / Nohari

Fill out my Johari and Nohari windows please :)NegativePositive...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:13:00 PST

Haters.

Mushrooms. The one topping for any meal that everyone seems to hate. I swear everyone I meet HATES mushrooms. They are not "disgusting" they are not "nasty" and they certainly do have flavor, albeit v...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:38:00 PST

Get Confident, Stupid!

I have the blessing of being in a relationship of which I am truly happy and have zero complaints. However, just about all of my friends are having relationship dilemmas. It seems that every couple is...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

Plans? What Plans!

seeing as how my birthday is technically tomorrow I have as of yet nothing planned. I often wonder exactly what is going to happen... sure I'd love to hang out with all my friends, but time and distan...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

Jihad

Okay, theres a LOT of religious intolerance in the world these days, and I think people take religion way too far. It is used as a scapegoat or an excuse for many things and yet people in general when...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:56:00 PST

calling out "sick"

How lazy coworkers SHOULD be dealt with
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:14:00 PST

deleting facebook. [edited]

Facebook is the biggest piece of shit out there right now. It used to be good before everyone got on and whored it. now its turning into myspace all over again, adding all kinds of shit to the profile...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:15:00 PST

Its been one year today :)

9.4.06 - 9.4.07 and much happiness to come!I love you Jenna. Happy Anniversary :)
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

51 about 1

1) What's their full name? Jenna Feliz2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend? She has me :) 3) Do you know a secret about them no one else knows? Maybe... 4) How old is the person? 24 5) Has he...
Posted by Joyrock, the Jewish Mormon Dude on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:57:00 PST