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Jennifer

Drunken sluts pocket rocket ! says don't ever think you can't be replaced by a battery!

About Me

I am a single mom of three great kids! Life is good for me because I have friends and family who love me and help me, so in a way I am richer than most billionaires. I surround myself with people who want to be around me and love me in spite of my human traits. Money isn't a catch all and looks arn't a guarantee!I CANNOT STAND all these "americans" who say they support the war but want the troops home NOW.. well sometimes the right thing to do isn't always the popular thing to do.You only have one life to live and these are the days of our lives.Oh yeah and spaghetti sauce dribbled on your shirt is way smokin hawt Oh yeah and If you have not read this far do not expect me to add you as a friend. I add bands that I know and like and if your like a rapper or a r&b artist yeah I am not going to add you because I do not like that stuff. Oh yeah and your trunk is rattling and it sounds stupid! And another thing While I am at it. If your a "father" and you try to use your I got kids ticket to get in to my show... my bouncers will haul your ass away. I have far too complicated life as a single mom to sympathyze with that type of loser.The old saying goes anyone can be a father but it takes a special man to be a daddy. SOOOOOOOOO if your a retard and dont know what that means L-E-T me S-P-E-L-L it out for you... You have kids but your baby mamma has them and once a month you take them some mcdonalds.. yeah if thats you your a retarted moronic excuse for a man and you should have to eat your own nutsack soaked in wasabi sauce okay bye. I am worth that. My kids are worth that. I don't want someone to rescue me. I am capable of that myself. I think any relationship should consist of two people complimenting each other not completing each other. You have to be whole yourself before you can offer anything significant to anyone else.gillette318 on yahoo just so you know if your stupid and annoy me I will block you and report you to the appropriate scrotum/bewbie smashing authorities aka my friends.

My Interests

My intersts?? well I love to laugh, at either mine or someone else's expense, have a great time that can include bars barbeues, and live life to the fullest. That means dream and work on achieving my goals.

I'd like to meet:

Unfake humans,loyal people, people that like to have fun and be totally goofy. Uptight dipwads of both sexes need to go take a long walk off a short pier. I dont care if your a gq model just cause you have looks doesn't mean your not a complete idiot. Please hold a conversation. okay bye

Music:

Well look at my friends list

Movies:

uhm kill bill volume one and two and pretty much anything quentin does. I love napolean dynomite, cause hes just cool like that.

Television:

uh crime shows and cops and heroes

Books:

anything that keeps my intrests crime novels and sappy romance novels.

Heroes:

my mommy, my daddy, my brave brother who took a couple bullets for his country I love you bubby get better soon!single parents everywhere, all the soldiers around the world away from their familys, Every single military spouse who wakes up alone and feeds the kids alone and cries alone, Thank you for your sacrifices too:)

My Blog

The End

Mark met someone The end okay bye Oh ps ... isn't  me:(  Im not mad just dissapointed..
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

yeah sort of so call it what you want.

So we are more than friends but less than together. Its complicated to the masses but its an okay place to be. I have so much shit going on its hard to keep up with my kids let alone a man. We are&nbs...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

A poem I wrote for our troops overseas

Have you ever had to preform a job you didn't want to do?But felt so proud of yourself when you were through.Ever been critizised and put down for your beliefs?No end in sight, no sense of relief?Our ...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

I am okay

I am gunna take some time to just be me. I have to. Going through this made me realise that I have to love me before I excpect anyone else to. I am not going to lower my standards. I excpect greatness...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:47:00 PST

*sigh* This so sucks

Now I just don't know what to do. How can I fall for someone so fast? Why do i do that? I miss him:( Its not fair. I can't seem to let go. I see his face in everyone. Its impossible to be happy about ...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

faithless

I really don't think that there are men out there anymore. The only real men i know I am related to. I am worth more thana visit for 20 minutes once every three days. I wear my heart on my arm.. I nee...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

vehicles super suck

STUPID CAR!!!!!!! tried to break down on me on the way home... stupid car!
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST

bored

Im just bored. I was super sick for like a week now my throat hurts and stuff. I want a puppy too.The end .
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

What makes a daddy?

What makes a man a father? It is obvious when a man gets a woman pregnant and she has a baby. He is then a father. What in turn makes him a daddy? When he gets a woman pregnant she has a baby and he h...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

You have a piece of toilet paper sticking out of your pants

Have you ever known someone who made you a better person? Someone who reveals who you really are, knows your true potential and helps you realize what a powerful person you could really become? A pers...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST