Allo Dave........TELL THEM THE CIRCUS IS COMING TO TOWN
Tanks for lookin' at ma space Dave, an hope we can be friend soon, Dave.
Some people are quite scared of me....Dave is not understanding why Dave!? Tha make-ups good (got tha tips from ma wife, Mary Hobbs....she's lovely) an I think I look good. Grandpapa Lazarou used ta make ma gargle high strength industrial cleaning products when I was younger Dave.........ma voice is the result, Dave....
If ya don't know already Dave, I am a proud memba of 'The Showmens Guild of GB, Northern Section' with ma Pandemonium Circus, Dave....which means I have no real home, but I get to get sat down with all of ma children: Simba (ma second in command, Dave), Pebble an Tikk Tikk. Tha rest of ma gang is...Reg Ingleby, he's the worlds smallest escapologist', bearded lady, Patsy Towers and tha Irish giant...he's big, Dave. I also got some performing fleas, Dave, and a clown. My show is me using my psychic powers, Dave. I contact the departed.....an I collect ma wives this way, Dave. I don't know how many wives I have belonging to me, Dave, but I love to hose them down in a cage....they act like they don't like it, ya, but they love it. I can tell. Dave. I can also speak fluent gibberish, Dave.
I like to get out and about, Dave, so If I come-a knocking on your door (I have some pegs belonging to ya Dave) lemme in, cos mama gotta use your toilet, an I love taps. Just get sit down, an let papa do the talkin.
IT'S JUST A SAGA NOW, DAVE.
