Crash & Bangs [Crashin Maker]

I'd like to meet:

Sam Lott and Luke McCoy, Jordan Burns and the rest of Strung Out, all good drummers, other men, women are nice too in moderation - for as our fathers bestowed unto us as youthful sprouts and sprogs, "Don't let those she devils lead you astray, boys" and, to this very day, we never did... much...
We strive to meet fellow hippie types and drummers, the types who are down to earth, laid back, beer drinking (or cider for that matter) men of course who would be willing to chill with us but also have that crazy door kicking shed destroying side to them.. we have found a select few who fulfill these specifications, and if anybody else thinks they live up to the above requirements, give us a bell on 999 (911 if you're American) anytime (except Sundays - we're devout Christians...) and we'll arrive straight to your door, bestowing ourself upon your your doorway, to solve your necessity of us. We don't like arrogant cunts.