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Doppelganger

I'm not your bitch anymore.

About Me

I have a doppelganger. Or maybe I am the doppelganger, I haven't quite figured that out yet. I'm unlike any one you've ever met before. Ask anyone I know. You'll find me a little bizarre, I talk fast and know a vast amount of information. A lot of which I wish didn't waste the space in my memory banks. Much to my horrified chagrin, I am also very accommodating. I aim to please. I'm nice for the sake of it, I don't expect anything in return except maybe a thank you if I've done something nice for you. But I know, that is expecting too much nowadays. I'm gay, I knew it when I was in kindergarten and asked Natasha Torres to marry me. Its NOT a choice. I loathe that fact occasionally, yes, a self hating gay. Don't ask me about pride parades, I'll tirade for at least 10 minutes. But, I digress. As far as I'm concerned, Alles Klar. I'm just smiling and breathing. Its all I can do sometimes. But you'll also notice quickly, that a constant barrage of shit hasn't marred me too badly. Worst Case Scenario's find me and I've lived through many of my worst nightmares. I fear nothing.

My Interests

Castlevania. Goldfrapp. Lerbans. Zombies. Finding a new car. Good People. Resident Evil 4. Forensic Pathology. Cadaverine. Putrine...

I'd like to meet:

Alison Goldfrapp. Leslie Feist. Uma Thurman. Howard Stern. Amy Winehouse. Robin Quivers. Shirley Manson. Mariska Hargitay. Bruce Campbell. Quentin Tarantino. Natasha Thirsk. Milla Jovovich. Tommy Chong. Jeffery Tambor. Jessica Walter. Alexis Arquette. Hideo Kojima. Eric Lynch. Richard Christy. Siobahn Meow. Sal Governale. Stan Lee. Stan Winston. Jason Mewes. Lucy Lawless. Jeri Ryan. Dave Navarro. Tabitha Stevens. Jenna Jaimeson. Ralst. Stephanie March. Chris Meloni. Ice T. Ice Cube. Beyonce Knowles. Michael Cera. Alia Shawkat. Tony Hale. GOB. Wife of GOB. Jason Bateman. Gary Dell'Abate. Ayame Kojima. Michiru Yamane. Good, Sane People.

Music:

Goldfrapp, Amy Winehouse, Feist, Garbage, Catlow, Lily Allen, The Wetspots, Metric, Louis XIV, Spice Girls, Kylie Minogue, Sneaker Pimps, Poe, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Pink Martini, Michiru Yamane, Death, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Chopin, Beyonce, Gwen Stefani, J.G. Thirwell, Howard Stern, Shigeru Miyamoto...

Movies:

Kill Bill, Four Rooms, Grindhouse, Pulp fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Interview With A Vampire, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Beetlejuice, Land of the Dead, Hedwig And The Angry Inch...

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!! Law & Order:SVU, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, America's Next Top Model, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Queer as Folk, Extras, The Office UK, The Office US, Reno 911, Baseball when its not shitty, The Soup, Howard on Demand, Dethklok, 12oz. Mouse.

Books:

Whatever text books I never returned to high school. Medical Dictionaries. Forensic Encyclopedias,Interview With The Vampire, The Vampire Chronicles, Private Parts, Miss America, Quivers: A Life, The Body Farm, Darkly Dreaming Dexter.

Heroes:

Adrian Fahrenheits Tepes

My Blog

Baba Booey

Horoscope for todayApril 21, 2008 -- You may not be the risk-taking kind but something tells you that no matter how far you push the envelope today you will get away with it - so try it and see. There...
Posted by Doppelganger on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

Someone tell me to shut the fuck up

I really need to shut my mouth and think before I speak. Always. I  need to start doing that. I don't just stick my foot in my mouth, i stick my entire goddamn leg in there.
Posted by Doppelganger on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:18:00 PST

Seriously

I’m going to beat these people to death.
Posted by Doppelganger on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:40:00 PST

The Waiting Game

Why am I doing this again?Wow. Not that.Waiting. Again.Why am I?
Posted by Doppelganger on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST

Stop

Good.Its about time.
Posted by Doppelganger on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

Chump Champ

Not anymore.
Posted by Doppelganger on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:50:00 PST

murder me

just do it.please.
Posted by Doppelganger on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:29:00 PST

Memories Mar My Mind

Love is a fate resigned.
Posted by Doppelganger on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:49:00 PST

Im sorry, what?

Wait... What?WHAT!?!?Wow.Wow. . . . . . . . . . . I'm speechless. Wow.Alright. Ok.Oh...kay....Seriously??? For reals? For really deally? WHAT!?!?Awiiiiiiight~!...
Posted by Doppelganger on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

douche chills

I love this picture I took of myself.I look like a total douche bag.I look like I need to get hit in the face.I look like I need my cheekbones crushed by a fist.What the fuck.I never realized what a t...
Posted by Doppelganger on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:09:00 PST