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Nice Guy Molly

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About Me

Child Birth
I'm an identical twin; who broke up the two-some to move to Florida-- under the foolish assumption that it was cheaper to live down here than it was up in the Tri-State area.
I've done some asinine things in my days, but I'm a relatively well-rounded human being, with a pretty damn good sense of humor.
I live near Orlando-- and I'm not particularly thrilled with Florida, but no transplants really are. I do miss the snow; oddly enough, considering that was the thing I bitched about the most.
I work with a law firm; dealing in LEGAL debt settlement, and all that good stuff. I enjoy my job greatly, and because of it have learned how to play Texas Hold'em, so that's gotta be a plus, right?
I live with my girlfriend of 3 years, we have 2 hairless rats named Franky and The Goon, after the comic book 'The Goon', by Eric Powell. I have an amazing cat named Rorschach, after the character from 'The Watchmen' by Alan Moore; he does respond to 'SHITTY' though, or 'SHITTY KITTY'. Good times. Great times, even.
I do miss my twin quite greatly. She's the one that looks like me down in my top whateverthehell.. And yeah. I don't frequent MySpace all that often, mostly because I post anything relatively interesting on my 'blog'. But yeah. And blogs. Give me a goddamn break. It's called Lj, it's been around for like, a decade. Anyway, yeah. If you're so terribly interested, I will cross-post it over here.
That's about it. I suppose.

My Interests

Reservoir Dogs, The Howard Stern Show, Sal the Stockbroker, Richard Christy, Drawing, Writing, Sparking, Sleeping, Listening to Stern, Illustration, Comic-book writing, Super Nintendo, Slash, Tarantino Films, Sal's Prank Phonecalls, Richard's Song Parodies, Being Happy, Not being miserable, Home Movies, Metal, Good Times, The Goon, The Watchmen, Video Games (on the SNES, PS2 or PSP)

I'd like to meet:

Brendon Small, H. Jon Benjamin, Chris Penn's Ghost, Salvatore Governale, Richard Christy, Michael Madsen, Christopher Lloyd, Tim Blake Nelson, Robert Crumb, Harvey Pekar, Dana Snyder, Steve Buscemi, Carlos Alazraqui, Thomas Lennon, Gary Dell'Abate, Ron Lynch, Jackson Publick, Howard Stern, David Hayter, Hideo Kojima, William Shatner, C.H. Greenblatt, Eric Powell

Music:

J.G. Thirlwell, Bloodstone, Al Green, The B52's, Barry White, Beck, The Beastie Boys, Benny Goodman, Bill Withers, Billy Joel, Biz Markee, Billy West, Bob Marley, Cab Calloway, Carlos Santana, Daft Punk, Cozy Powell, Danger Doom, Danny Elfman, Dave Edmunds, David Bowie, Del tha Funky Homosapien, Diana Ross, Dimmu Borgir, Death, DJ ASSAULT, The Dub Pistols, Pencilgrass, Earth Wind & Fire, ELO, Eddie Warner, Edwin Star, El Mudo, En Vogue, Ella Fitzgerald, Esquivel, Fiona Apple, Foetus, The Foo Fighters, Foghat, Frank Zappa, Frank Sinatra, Garbage, Gang Starr, George Clinton & The Parliment Funkadelic, Gnarls Barkley, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Groovehouse, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Harry Nilsson, Hugh Maskela, Hugo Montenegro, Ice Cube, Ice T, IMA Robot, Infinite Syndrome, InSoc, ICP, The Jackson 5, James Kochalka, Jamiroquai, Jean Knight, Jay-Z, Jebrinklog, Jem, Joe Tex, John Lennon & Yoko Ono, Julie London, Jyoti, Joey Scarbury, KMFDM, KoRn (the older stuff), Kosheen, Led Zeppelin, Lemon Demon, Lou Reed, Madvillian, Manorexia, Marilyn Monroe, Marcia Griffiths, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, MC Chris, Milla, Mono, Morten Harket, Mort Garson, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Mr.Scruff, Muse, Musical Youth, New Order, Nirvana, Oingo Boingo, Patrick Hernandez, Pearl Jam, Peggy Lee, Perez Prado, The Wetspots, Pink Martini, Poe, Portishead, Prince, Q Lazzarus, Queen, R.Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders, R.Tilsley, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Ralph STanley, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Richard Cheese, RJD2, Rob Dougan, Rob Zombie, Rod Stewart, Roy Budd, Run DMC, Sam the Sham, Schooly D, Scissor Sisters, ShakkaZombie, Shaun of the Dead OST, Shirley Bassey, Shinohara Tomoe, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Snakeriver Conspiracy, Smashmouth, Soundgarden, Space Raiders, Spearhead, Spiral Staircase, Steel Pulse, Steroid Maximus, The Advantage, The Aquabats!, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Bloodhound Gang, The Beatles, The Clash, The Delfonics, The Doors, The Dramatics, The Eels, The Real Tuesday Weld, The Police, The Rolling Stones, The Scorpions, The Servant, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Spinners, Morris Day & The Time, The Tubes, The Zombies, Ella Fitzgerald, The Thompson Twins, Tito Puente, Tom Waits, Tomoyasu Hotei, Tony Defranco, The Silver Connection, Tube & Berger, Turbonegro, Voltaire, Vicky Lawrence, Whitetown, WAR, Weird Al, Yoshinori Sunahara, Soilent Green, Chimaera, Dethklok, Dimmu Borgir, Brendon Small, ANYTHING LEONARD NIMOY SANG

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, SuperTwink, Shaun of the Dead, The Evil Dead Series, Some Like It Hot, Trail of a Serial Killer, Lilo & Stitch 1/2, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Lone Wolf & Cub, Batman, Batman Returns, Tailor of Panama, Quills, Shogun Assassin, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Razor's Edge, Beetlejuice, Ghostbusters, Bubba Hotep, American Splendor, Man on the Moon, Austin Powers Series, A Bug's Life, Wall-E, Snakes on a Plane, Howard Stern's Private Parts, The first 4 Star Trek movies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Balls of Fury, Air Heads, Escape from NY

Television:

Howard Stern on Demand, The *UK* Office, Family Guy, The Chowder, The Venture Bros., The Golden Girls, American Dad, The Critic, Harvey Birdman, Lilo & Stitch, Tenacious D, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911, My Name is Earl, Clerks the Animated Series, League of Gentlemen, Squidbillies, Crayon Shinchan, Azumanga Daioh, Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Home Movies, The Soup, Star Trek: TOS, Night Court

Books:

1984, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, To Kill a Mockingbird, If Chins Could Kill, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Of Mice & Men, The League of Gentlemen Scripts and Such, Both Howard Stern books, The 3 Gay-ish Star Trek TOS books, Reservoir Dogs Script, Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Any 'The Goon' anthology, The Watchmen

Heroes:

R.Crumb, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Harvey Pekar, Andy Kaufmann, George Carlin, Brendon Small, The minds behind The Venture Bros., C.H. Greenblatt, Eric Powell

My Blog

hurpadurpa

A new Florida resident! GET READY FOR SOME FRESH HELL, FELLAS. Yeah, I'm here. I'm alive, and I haven't yet given into the urge to bash my temple into the corner of my dresser. It's not bad. It's warm...
Posted by Nice Guy Molly on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:17:00 PST

11:59am

    I for some reason like to type here (as I can) rather than the Lj window, but whatever..I think I'm gonna crack out my saxamaphone today, my wrist is all kinds of fucked up, but tha...
Posted by Nice Guy Molly on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

DO NOT WAAAAAANT

(MySpace should have a 'babble' category.)Anyway.Work has been a constant fresh-hell, my boss used some fantastic wordage to actually bring a tear or two (or five) to my eye, just out of her sheer ina...
Posted by Nice Guy Molly on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

WAH?

Wow, I haven't been up on MySpace for a while, haven't had much of a reason, but as I sit here, with the infernal busy-signal ringing in my ear as I attempt to call the Howard Stern Show, so I can bit...
Posted by Nice Guy Molly on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:25:00 PST

Shitstick

Jesus, I never type on this thing..I'm always, er, well not quite always updating at http://niceguymolly.livejournal.com but who really gives a damn what happens in daily life, eh? I'm really only pos...
Posted by Nice Guy Molly on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:23:00 PST

Ahaha, BITCHES.

Man, I keep forgetting about this place. Seriously. DELORES!!! STICK AAAAAARMS! Alright, if you really want to be in the up and up, I post everything (religiously, somewhat) to LiveJournal. I...
Posted by Nice Guy Molly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST