I'd like to meet:

Morgan Payne, Jason Rocha, Lisa Simpson, La Brea Tar Pits Head, Drew Barrymore, Stephen W. Hawking, Bib Fortuna, The Doctor of Style: Slick, Rahoul, Chris Rock, K-Solo, Damon Che, Harold Baines, Chris Scott, Derek "Stormy" Waters, Ready Rock C, Beth Littleford, Glendora, Miss Bromley, Martin Luther King Jr., Aisha Tyler, Britt Walford, FedEx Pope, Star Jones, "Iron" Mike Sharpe, Don Cheadle, Joey Styles, Todd Solondz, Steven St. Croix, Angry (Crazy) Alice, Koji Kondo, Archeus, Ida the Waitress

Music:

Zach Hill, Phish, Hella, Richard D. James, Yamantaka eYe, SIANspheric 4, Jim O'Rourke, Hanatarash, Mick Barr, Mogwai, Daniel Dumile, múm, Octis, Reciprocal, Matter Puddle, Boredoms, Sir Bread Head McDedked and the New Empties, Fantômas, Wu Tang Clan, Richter in Richter, Slint, Carson McWhirter, Dead Milkmen, Fred Frith, The Books, Don Caballero, Robert Nesta Marley, Naked City, Holy Smokes, Black Moon, David Pajo, Kool Keith Thornton, Faxed Head, Toughguy Fantasy, Death, Megatherium, Kawabata Makoto, Jebrinklog Sonsince Bladunno, The Pharcyde, Smashing Pumpkins, Converge, My Bloody Valentine, godspeed you! black emperor, Rifles at Recess, Mike Patton, Yoshida Tatsuya, City of Caterpillar, Tortoise, Thirsty Herds, Rovo, Company Flow, A Silver Mt. Zion, Guillermo Scott Herren, Sgt. Catfish, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Trey Spruance, EVERYBODY, Crom-Tech, DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, Memes, Neurosis, Julien Locquet, Siah and Yeshua DapoED, Goon Moon, Blue Calx, Do Make Say Think, The Mighty Diamonds, Pregnant, Wyco Tymie, Thingy, 2mex, Phil Elverum, The Cenobites, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Black Dice, Souls of Mischief, OOIOO, Botch, Friend/Enemy, Mike Paradinas, Prefuse 73, Squicking, John Zorn, Aaliyah, Gleet, Daughters, Cannibal Ox, Tsuyama Atsushi, Cap'n Jazz, Dr. Octagon, Secret Chiefs 3, The Beatles, Gene Krupa, Boards of Canada, Deftones, Zubi Zuva X, Caustic Window, Spencer Seim, Bellini, Flössin, Henry Cow, Bradley Stryder, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, Uoredoms, Parliament/Funkadelic, EPMD, Tool, Colin Marston, People, Explosions in the Sky, Arctic Boyz, White On White, Rob Crow, Ruins, Rachel's, Don Carlos, John Baillie Jnr, Brodequin, Airplane Huh!?, Makigami Koichi, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Rodan, A Tribe Called Quest, The Vickly and The Ohdorockanize, Vajra, The Bracelets, The Black Dahlia Murder, Modest Mouse, Das EFX, Masami Akita, Pinback, Gangstarr, Solvent, Damsel, Q-Chastic, Tenacious D, Puzzle Punks, MF Doom, Jerkagram, Orthrelm, Mr. Bungle, Mike Pride, Windy and Carl, Neutral Milk Hotel, Gel:, Ian Williams, Duct Tape it to the Air, Dan "The Automator" Nakemura, Cat Power, Musical Youth, Acid Mothers Temple, GAK, Frank Zappa, Ed Gein, Venetian Snares, L'ocelle Mare, Diesel Truckers, Kazuyuki Kishino Null, Jeff Buckley, Delarosa and Asora, Mike Gordon, Heavy Vegetable, Penix Kick, µ-ziq, Keiji Haino, Wind-Up Bird, Fly Pan Am, The Pilfers, Aesop Rock, Arab on Radar, Pink Floyd, Smif 'n' Wessun, Dismemberment Plan, Karate, Greg Cohen, The Microphones, Chant OHs, The Arsonists, Nervous Cop, Battles, Isis, Seiichi Yamamoto, Chavez, Painkiller, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Radiohead, William Winant, Arovane, Torture Garden, Coptic Light, Squirrel Bait, Powerpill, Fennesz, KHM, killwhitneydead, Conncet 9, Black Elvis, Buddy Rich, Dr. Dooom, The Sea and Cake, Soit-P.P., Koji Kondo, Wolf Eyes, Rumah Sakit, Nels Cline, Thee Speaking Canaries, DJ Pica Pica Pica, Mikey Dread, Sound Hero, Is Careful With Pillows, KRS-One, Isotope 217, Jamie Saft, Team Sleep, Zoffy, Viktor Vaughn, Skeleton Crew, The Majesticons, Sylvie Courvoisier, Conrad Zeus, June of '44, Incapacitants, The Red Chord, Faulouah, Vooredoms, Brian Tregaskin, Behold... The Arctopus, Smojphace, Akaten, stormandstress, Wesley Willis, Michael Jackson, Omoide Hatoba, Faraquet, Surrender to the Air, Dirty Projectors, Talibam!, A-Trak, Yesterday's New Quintet, Terry Bozzio, The Gerogerigegege, Z-Rock Hawaii, Amon Düül, Pg. 99, Martin Tresseder, The For Carnation, Goonies, Crime in Choir, Mazzy Star, Forgone Conclusion, Mystic Fugu Orchestra, Electric Masada, Sharks Keep Moving, Mike Ladd, Praxis, Dorine Muraille, AFX, Kevin Shea, The Advantage, Unwound, Clayborne Family, Heiroglyphics, Meadow Blaster, Concrete Octopus, Masonna, Stars of the Lid, Sun Ra, Robby Moncrieff, Fushitsusha, Legs on Earth, Edan, Jazz Mandolin Project, Destroy 2, Trevor Dunn, Ween, James Brown, Masada, Comets on Fire, Savath and Savalas, Deerhoof, Overt, Kinski, Marc Ribot, Anti-Pop Consortium, Cozy, Masters of Illusion, Zip Code Rapists, Guy Marking Out, The Ladies, Yume Bitsu, Lovage, Woman Year, Cri S and the Chairs, GACA 3 PAFRV, Darian Cunning, Masada String Trio, Elvis Presley, King Geedorah, Shipping News, Peter Evans, Sleeping People, Hexlove, Maldoror, Latyrx, Matmos, CHLL PLL, The Dillinger Escape Plan, XOX, Otomo Yoshihide, Sinister 6000, Erik Friedlander, Lightning Bolt, David Axelrod, Bastro, Sun PM 0:00, Landing, Analog Brothers, Bar Kokhba Sextet, Kris Kross, The Locust, Seikazoku, Mostly Other People Do the Killing, Will Oldham, A Minor Forest, The Breeders, Aphex Twin, Weird Little Boy, Sun Kich, Cheval de Frise, DJ Chaos X, Medeski Martin and Wood, Sonic Youth, Goblin Cock, Prurient, Diamanda Galás, MC Hellshit and DJ Carhouse, Carlos Giffoni, Hair Police, Dendoba, The Chinese Stars, Suffering Bastard, Ikue Mori, Apotheke, MF Grimm, Shellac, Eric B and Rakim, Mark Feldman, Yellowhouse, Bogdan Raczynski, Ephus Pitch, Mount Eerie, Redman, The Lift Boys, Melt Banana, Pelican, What's Up?, Prince Paul, Knead, Ask the Dog For Tree Perfume, The Delfonics, Art Bears, Shrinp Wark, Bruce Light Tone, Lynx, Floating Flower, Audio Sports, Herbie Hancock, Gang of Four, The Infesticons, Desmond Dekker, Sawtooth Grin, Mariah Carey, Tsurubami, The Flying Luttenbachers, Animal Collective, Björk, Otis Jackson, Tribal Circus, Monsta Island Czars, Zeni Geva, Tomahawk, Set Fire to Flames, Piano Overlord, Poppa Large, Peanut Butter Wolf, Deltron 3030, Growing, Billy Cobham, Puttin' on the Ritz, Polygon Window, Mats Gustafsson, As the Sun Sets, Brothomstates, J Willis Pratt and We're Bionic, Ground Zero, Tom Jenkinson, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Matana Roberts, UFO or Die, Magma, Lustre King, Portishead, Other Men, Of Montreal, Who's Your Favorite Son God?, Karen Tregaskin, Tashan Dorrsett, Smile For the Cameraman Honey, Pritchard D. Jams, Purple Trap, Nurse With Wound, Asa-Chang and Junray, Indricothere, Sigur Rós, Amon Düül II, Elvis Dust, Nishinihon, Ion Dissonance, Masta Ace, Marnie Stern, Tahnaiya Russell, Arvo Pärt, Playing to the Grandstand, Red Sparowes, Sufjan Stevens, Jelly Button, Ocrilim, Scapulamancy, The Tuss, Zs, Sir Richard Bishop, Krallice

Movies:

Mulholland Drive, Fresh, Happiness, Concentration Face, Bad Lieutenant, Inland Empire, Splatter Farm, Pi, Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Monster Squad, The Gate, Requiem For a Dream, Harold and Maude, Punch-Drunk Love, Private Parts, Ordinary People, Clerks, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Amazon Women on the Moon, The Good Son, E.T., Love Liza, Batteries Not Included, Fly By Night, UHF, Julien Donkey-Boy, Outside Out, Silent Night Deadly Night, Koroshiya 1 aka Ichi the Killer, Bio Dome, Donnie Darko, Ken Park, The Pest, Akira, Storytelling, every Star Wars film, Short Circuit, Dancer in the Dark, The Audition, Surf Nazis Must Die, Kids, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Summer School, Buffalo '66, Parents, Magnolia, The Wizard, Wayne's World, Adaptation., Gummo, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, I Know My First Name is Steven, snuff, Shaun of the Dead, Waiting For Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Kentucky Fried Movie, Fear of a Black Hat, The Last Dragon, Santa Sangre, The 3, Cannibal Holocaust, The Brown Bunny, Palindromes, The Celebration, 21 Grams, Gerry, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Gravitas, Gegen die Wand, The Fountain, Holy Mountain, Portals, Eraserhead, There Will Be Blood, Koyaanisqatsi, La Dolce Vita, Virdriana, 12 oz. Mouse

Television:

12 oz. Mouse, Howard TV, Six Feet Under, Sealab 2021, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The Simpsons, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, OZ, The State, Da Ali G Show, Tenacious D, Bergelkutt, Today's Special, The Brak Show, Jerry Jer, Nick Arcade, Wild and Crazy Kids, Home Movies, My Two Dads, The Edge, Herman's Head, Mr. Show, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Legends of the Hidden Temple, The Office (BBC), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Get a Life, Intervention, Wonder Showzen, Out of Control, Tom and Jerry, Get the Picture, Blood Dumpster, Perfect Hair Forever, Extras, Stella, Beat the Geeks, The Shark Show with Daniel

Books:

On the Beach by Nevil Shute, Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak, Be Here Now by Richard Alpert (Ram Dass), Blue Wizard is About to Die by Seth "Fingers" Flynn Barkan, Destroying Yourself is Too Accessible by Zach Hill, My Troubled Mind by Moe Szyslak, OngaloO by Yamataka eYe, Mike's Corner by Mike Gordon

Heroes:

Lester Green and the incomparable Busted Crow.

Zach Hill