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ryan

About Me

I'm 24, I'm into music and playing bass. I dont trust the government, mine or america's. I have a black belt in oragami. I like Indian food the best. I want to travel and live somewhere other than Scotland, like Spain, or maybe even Canada. I dont like those robot girls on here (usually named trixy or candy or something) who send you friend requests and offer free webcamz sex. I am aware that everything i type in here will eventually be tried to sold to me...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who rhymes all of their sentences. someone i can share awesome lazy saturday morning adventures with. someone who is completely in awe of me. more japanese people. a travelling band of dwarves that i can pay to fight each other for my amusement. real dinosaurs. pretty girls with accents and low opinions of themselves. an alter ego samurai-brucelee version of myself that is trying to get back to his own world in time to save his family prompting us to wander the earth solving mysteries. billy corgan, jimmy chamberlin, timmy c, flea, ghandi, chong, paz, penelope cruz and her sister.

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My Blog

monkeys and locusts

why should we feel bad about things we didn't have any part of? because 20 years from now most of these locusts will be dead, and we will be remembered as part of the evil digital generation who allow...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:00:00 GMT

salutations and revelations

I tell you, every time i wake up in the morning, it comes as a complete surprise.   immerse yourself in comments laudatory, save yourself.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:51:00 GMT

THY CHARIOT AWAITS THEE

hmm, this is a quote i got from a skins packet "the 20th century pharoes have their slaves demanding work"   FUCKIN AYE...  
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 16:38:00 GMT

not a long blog

As I have never done this before, I have decided to "create a blog." Now, considering that I have already judged my mood to be apathetic, I wouldn't be too surprised if this wasn't a pa...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Bird FLU

O( ) mm     As fear of Bird-Flu has sweeps the nation, it is important for us to straighten our skewed priorities with regards to taking advantage of our cultures natural tendency towards ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:27:00 GMT

BRING BACK THE RIDE

u have to change socks when they can be clearly identified as the right or the left one. its that elastic rush i'm going for. mmm !! answers on a postcard...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 15:54:00 GMT

i fucking hate emo

emo is not cool just so you guys know.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:04:00 GMT

shogun

i have just finished reading shogun, by james clavell, and now i have that terrible, lost feeling that you get when you finish reading a very long, good book.i hate that. what am i to read now? s...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:04:00 GMT

aHA

i hate it when you make a cup of tea and then forget about it, and then it goes all cold. pure gutted.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 15:52:00 GMT