my pants smell like rock and roll |
tonight i got plucked off a chair and hung upside down by a tiny israeli man with a large moustache.he was wearing leggings and striped socks.do yourself a favor... if monotonix comes around, go see t...
Posted by alex on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:52:00 PST |
WHY I LOVE MOLLY |
a conversation, via txts:me: ugh... so i herd i liek fagsmolly: so i herd u liek lolcatsme: so i herd u liek buttsecksmolly: so i herd u liek mensesme: so i herd u liek squickingmolly: so i herd u lie...
Posted by alex on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:18:00 PST |
you love it. |
on the subject of shitty banner ads... combined with the worst cramps EVAR, i bring you...[full credit to lexi for spurring this mind-numbingly awful/awesome idea]...
Posted by alex on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:13:00 PST |
may you and your illegal copy of photoshop burn in hell |
i'm not sure if i've ever posted a blog about this before, and i don't care enough to go back and look...so if i have, consider this an expansion on something i've long pondered.i've always wondered w...
Posted by alex on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:57:00 PST |
i want my shoelaces back |
my feet itch. i want my shoelaces back. i'm too young for this. the carpet here is warm and soft but the lint is starting to suffocate me. i have all these boxes full of childhood memories that i ...
Posted by alex on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:33:00 PST |
teh infamous blue screen of death! |
ok trent, we get it. you don't do windows.i do love me some angsty tech nerds, though. i gotta admit....
Posted by alex on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:04:00 PST |
alex presents: semi-useless goal of the day! |
sometimes, i pine for a desk job. no, it's not the monotony or the blocked sites that i miss, nor the squeaky sound of my ergonomically correct office chair as i spin around in it to the point of nau...
Posted by alex on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:17:00 PST |
far away |
i just realized there is a whole era of my life from which there are no pictures. well, maybe there are some... but i don't have them. the only one i can remember anyone taking of me is a polaroid i...
Posted by alex on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:22:00 PST |
pre work boredom/utter stupidity |
i've played with this face recognition thing before... it's an invaluable boredom killing tool... it'll eat up your time like nobody's business and i've got bills that need ignoring right now.for some...
Posted by alex on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:42:00 PST |
you too can stay up to code! |
a friend of mine inquired about the "new policies" i was instituting. i figured i ought to pass along what i told them so everyone else can "stay up to code" as well. that's right kids... shape up o...
Posted by alex on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:12:00 PST |
