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Gab Bonesso

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About Me

To find out more about me-- Visit my website here or you can purchase infra-red goggles and sit outside my East End apartment patiently waiting. Either way, I'm sure you'll find me wearing nothing but slippers and a frown.

My Interests

Movies, television, really bad pop culture (i.e. Dawson's Creek, American Idol, Pimp My Ride and Justin Timberlake), Theatre, Music, anything artistic:

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray,Wes Anderson, Adolescent Jesus, F.D.R., The entire cast of Dawson's Creek, The new Nazi-Pope (for a little Q and A about the dichotomy of being a Christian and a Nazi--provocative stuff) and Elaine May. I would also like to re-meet Mr. Woody Allen (that's right bitches, I've met him once before). Although this time I would like more french kissing. As far as who I would like to meet via myspace.com, I guess people in a similar field who aren't creepy or make my soul itch. Thank you for your time.

Music:

Frank Sinatra, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Gomez, The Beatles, Ben Folds, The Stones, Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Eminem, Jack Johnson, Billie Holiday, Miles Davis, Simon and Garfunkel, Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland, David Grey, Bing Crosby, Kanye West, Spoon, Janis Joplin, The Violent Femmes, The original recording of Jesus Christ Superstar, HAIR, Harry Connick Jr., Ray Charles, Nick Drake, Cat Power, David Bowie, David Bowie, David Bowie, The Scissor Sisters, Moby, Ryan Adams, Ben Harper, Phantom Planet (with Jason Schwartzman), N'SYNC (after they left Lou Pearlman), Justin Timberlake, Rosemary Clooney, Dean Martin, Dave Matthews, The Counting Crows, Fleetwood Mac, John Legend, The Shins, Michael Jackson, The Jackson Five, India Arie, Sarah Harmer, Rufus Wainwright, K.D. Lang, Lauryn Hill, Carly Simon, Jimmy Durante, Clay Aiken, SCHOOL OF ATHENS and of course, Autumn Ayers.

Movies:

All things Wes Anderson:All things Woody Allen pre-1998, The Philadelphia Story, Arthur, Broadcast News, Night Shift, Woman of The Year, All things Nora Ephron, School of Rock, Shadowlands, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Big Chill, It's A Wonderful Life:(and pretty much anything else Frank Capra ever did especially Pocketful of Miracles and Meet John Doe), Pulp Fiction, The Producers, Halloween, Igby Goes Down, If Lucy Fell, Quick Change, Ghost World, Lost in Translation, Forrest Gump, Carrington, As Good As It Gets, The African Queen, Joe Vs. The Volcano, Waiting For Guffman, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, The Hours, Hearburn, Prizzi's Honor, Finnegan Begins Again, Victor/Victoria, Life is Beautiful, Running on Empty, Normal, On Golden Pond, The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, My Man Goddfrey, The Thin Man Series, Sixteen Candles, The Birdcage, Garden State, Home For The Holidays, Franky and Johnny, Adams Rib, Jungle Fever, The Wonder Boys, Guess Who's Coming Dinner, In The Bedroom, Bringing Up Baby, Harvey, L.A. Story, My Blue Heaven, The Prince of Tides, Chidren of The Corn and so many more that I just don't have time to type.

Television:

WEEDS, Dawson's Creek ALL THE TIME!Mary Tyler Moore Show, Entourage, Bound For Glory, American Idol, The L Word, Family Ties, The Cosby Show, The Wonder Years, Growing Pains, Full House, Punk'd, The Real Word Seasons 1-3, Looney Toons, The Flinstones, Snorks, The I Love Lucy Show, Scrubs, Even Stevens, Boy Meets World, Flash Foward, Ready or Not, Criss Cross, Old School Spider Man cartoons, Who's the Boss, Mr. Rodgers. This is a life-long collective and I would write more if I weren't glued to the television right now. Thank you for your time.

Books:

A Separate Peace, Catcher in the Rye, As I Lay Dying, Running With Sciccors, You Shall Know Our Velocity, The Lord of the Flies, Slaughter House Five, Dry, Me: Stories of my Life, Franny and Zooey, Shopgirl, Without Feathers, The Wasteland and other poems, E.E. Cummings: Selected Poems, Woody Allen: A biography and Chick Publications (they kill me).

Heroes:

Katharine Hepburn, Woody Allen, Bill Murray and my dad, the late James "Beanie" Bonesso.

My Blog

My New Shift

My new shift begins at 7AM.  Today was my first day of this new shift, and Jesus Christ am I tired. Essentially my job consists of babysitting technology so it doesn't really require all that muc...
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:45:00 PST

www.gabbonesso.com

A long time ago, I bought a bunch of old movies and old television shows at a Dollar Store. Yesterday, I was shopping at a Dollar Store almost entirely stocked in lead painted items (it was awesome)....
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST

Ronald McDonald HATES Apathy!

Dear readers, ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  If there is ever anything that I can give to you please let it be this: When you are purchasing ANYTHING f...
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

I Heart Ashlee Simpson

.. Yesterday, I walking home from the comic book store that lives in my mind.  As I was passing the local White Castle (not the food eatery an actual White Castle) I saw her&Ashlee Simpson, ...
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:39:00 PST

Comic Blog w/ Ron Paul


Posted by Gab Bonesso on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:42:00 PST

I look pissed!


Posted by Gab Bonesso on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:22:00 PST

My Former Lover....

.. The following is an open letter to Pittsburgh Penguin Sidney Crosby  Dear Sidney,  How are you? How is your mom? It was really nice seeing you again last night in my dreams.  I...
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST

STARBUCKS IS KILLING ME!!!!

There was a time when you could go to Starbucks and know that you were going to get "damn fine" service, but sadly Howard Schultz those days are gone.  You are as mediocre and McDonalds, Taco Bel...
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST

HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY, BITCHES!!!!

THIS IS AN EXCERPT FROM HOWARD ZINN'S A PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES: Arawak men and women, naked, tawny, and full of wonder, emerged from their villages onto the island's beaches and swam o...
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:15:00 PST

Rob Zombie’s Halloween

Sucked mother-fucking ASS!What? What? I demand my money back. I demand that John Carpenter shoot Rob Zombie in the temple. I demand PROOF that Moustapha Akkad is rolling in his grave! It was bull...
Posted by Gab Bonesso on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:52:00 PST