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Rocco Supreme

Reduce, Reuse, & Recycle!

About Me

Well I figured I'd change this part up a bit but I realized I have nothing new and exciting to say about myself here. I guess I've been a bit depressed lately and that may be why most of you have not seen me about recently. Basically, I really hate working. I loathe getting up every morning to go to one of my two stupid jobs. I no longer like waiting table and have has enough of answering phones all day as well. I think I really just want to become independently wealthy some how. Unfortunately though, I'm way to cheap to attempt to play the lotto. However that would be the most ideal way to become independently wealthy. I really hope that someday I just get hit by a car pretty bad...but not bad enough where it kills me or makes me lose a limb or something. I just want to be slightly maimed in a way that will allow me to sue the ass of someone so that I don't have to work ever again. So don't hit me with your car unless you want to be broke for life. Eat it!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You know what, I've actually met a lot of people in my day. So here are some of my personal favorites: Harland Williams, Jim Bruer, Horatio Sanz, Captain Lou Albano, the Iron Sheik, Louie Anderson, Daniel Craig, Amy Poehler, Dick Dale, Dave Chapelle, Jim Norton, Screech, the Orbitz Gum girl, Run from Run DMC, and Scarlett Johansen to name a few!

My Blog

Dream or No Dream

I had this crazy ass dream last nightI'm in Hollywood on an empty back lot of some studio...all the lights are off except one spot light is shining on a pillar with a briefcase on it. My dream-self t...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:50:00 PST

Table from HELL!!!

Oh lord...some people should never leave the house. I wish I never left the house today because I had to deal with the WORST table ever. That's server biz talk out there for those of you whom have n...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:13:00 PST

Rude Awakening....

What in the hell happened?I was just abruptly woken up to an awful surprise. I was awaken to sharp stabbing pain in my back....which at first I thought was a mattress spring coming through the fabic....
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

I wont be out the house for a while...

If you don't see me for a while, I apologize. But Super Mario Kart is out for the Wii and I am addicted bad. When I close my eyes I just see green and red shells whizzing past me. It's so bad that ...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:35:00 PST

More like Tater-NOT...

What the hell was I thinking. Why did I think entering a tater tot eating contest was a good idea? I mean sure I love tater-tots...or used to...now I can't even look at one without getting ill. I f...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:05:00 PST

Walmart WILL hire anybody

Holy shit...what fun it is to go to Walmart. I had to get an oil change today and as I waited for the process to finish, I strolled through Walmart today and what did I find?A friggin cross-dresser.....
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

Do you want this?

Hey gang-I’m trying to free some clutter in my life and before I try to sell it on ebay, I figured I would offer it up to some friends first if there’s any takers. (I already acknowledge t...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:19:00 PST

Crackhead neighbors...

I was just changing a light bulb on my porch when I witnessed one of Mt Washington's true monsters. First off, I live on what I like to call the "brown eye" of the mount. It rests on the backside of...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:33:00 PST

Free Beer Weekend!!

Throughout this past weekend, the time I wasn't working I mainly spent drunk.Friday night I hosted a fashion show that was partially sponsored by Penn Brewery. Although I didn't get paid for my emcee...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:26:00 PST

Easter Time Means:

That it's the only time you can buy Cadbury Mini-Eggs in stores. I saw a bag today at Giant Eagle and I've devoured about half of it. I prefer the thin chocolate shell that creates a comforting crun...
Posted by Rocco Supreme on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:04:00 PST