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Golf is my mistress

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Argg. Just fucking argg.

My Interests

Football, Music, Bars/Clubs, Comedy, Movies, Golf, Volleyball, Writing songs, screenplays, and books, Traveling.

I'd like to meet:

Mick Foley, Craig Kilborn, Poison, the Impact Players, George Carlin, Bill O'Reilly, Elvis, Jon Bon Jovi, I'd also like to meet Sadamn Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Jacques Chirac, so I can give them a big punch in the mouth.

Music:

80's Hair Metal, Poison, Eric Clapton, Bob Seger, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tim McGraw, Nelly.

Movies:

Dr. Zhivago, Tears in the Sun. Lethal Weapon Series, It's A Wonderful Life, Lost in Translation, Die Hard movies, Rambo, Escapse from NY and LA, Soldier, chick flicks, and most other comedies. Anything with Bruce Willis, John Cusack, Mel Gibson, Kurt Russell or Kevin Costner.

Television:

Family Guy, King of the Hill, Raw, Rescue Me, My Name is Earl, The Office, Criminal Minds, CSI: NY, and Law and Order SVU.

Books:

Left Behind Series, Dead I May Well Be, Tietam Brown, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Seperate Piece, Anthem, Scooter, and A Honorable Defeat.

Heroes:

Anybody who can stick up for what they believe in right or wrong, and can be who they want to be not who society wants them to be.

My Blog

Classic Joe and Carl (Rated R) No Kiddies.

Carlicious says: I was fucking horny man. Mean Joe says: thats why god gave a woman an ass Carlicious says: I love Rammstein. Mean Joe says: what Carlicious says: the band Carlicious says: the ...
Posted by Golf is my mistress on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:16:00 PST

A football rant

I was watching football and the name Junior Seau came up.  For those of you who do not know him, he is NFL linebacker, for many years with the San Diego Chargers.  The last couple of years h...
Posted by Golf is my mistress on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

Facts About Me.

Some you may know, some you may not, some are just inner thoughts.  Enjoy. I hate large groups of people.  Even if thier all friends. I fall in love way too easy. I find it hard to trust peo...
Posted by Golf is my mistress on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:57:00 PST

Something to think about.......

It is the Soldier not the reporter, Who has given us freedom of the press. It is the Soldier not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech. It is the Soldier not campus organizer, Who has given u...
Posted by Golf is my mistress on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

My Wal-Mart Rap

I work at Wal-Mart so what do you expect Like Rodney Dangerfield I get no respect Work with nerds who watch Star Trek.   Got no 5-star cashier button on my chest Fuck off with your stupid maroon ...
Posted by Golf is my mistress on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

People I Hate........

Those who invite you out to a nite of drinking only to realize that just wanted a big gathering of people, and really couldn't give a fuck about you. 99% of people at Wal-Mart  Yes it probably in...
Posted by Golf is my mistress on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:49:00 PST