Jaime Fox - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm jaime fox and i'm awesome.i drive a vw, use all mac electronics, listen to indie rock, am a liberal freak, have an 80s vinyl collection, and look to the asians for fashion advice. in other words, i'm a total hipster.i make the best sandwiches.when i discovered that i share a birthday with the other guy from wham!, andrew ridgely, that was some of the best news i ever heard.i talk to myself all the time.i would never buy nor wear a generic pair of jeans. especially unionbay jeans.i'm a huge geek, but you would never know that when you first look at me. talk to me, you'll soon find this fact reigns true.pardon my poor spelling on anything i write on the myspace. i can't spell my way out of a paper bag.

My Interests

eating, sleeping, shopping, cooking, Edie (that's my kitty), garbage television, cartoons, ice cream, movies, humor books, doodling, writing, 80s pop culture, disney, bad puns, diet pepsi, trashy mags, make-up, celebrity sightings, in-n-out burger, fancy shoes and handbags, funny t-shirts, my ipod, mcdonald's fries, mini-golf, vodka martinis, yelling at the tv, useless facts, being lazy

I'd like to meet:

myspace is the ruiner of all things good.who i'd like to meet celebrity wise: larry david, so he can act like larry david towards me.

Music:

i like to get my Zach Braff on

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Psycho, Swingers, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory are my faves. I also love most movies by Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, Wes Anderson, and Quentin Tarantino.

Television:

The Simpsons are life. Also noteworthy: 30 Rock, the Office, old episodes of the Twilight Zone

Books:

"The Lorax" by Dr. Suess is my favorite book just because it has been since I was wee.

Heroes:

the greatest comedic actress of all time, Madeline Kahn and the first female head writer of SNL, the lovely Tina Fey

My Blog

the consequences of dining alone

I'm writing this down on the back of my placemat because I want to capture this while it's fresh in my brain. I had the day off today which included the usual cleaning up around the house, catching up...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

this is why you should fear flying

I am irritated by most things and most people, as you all know, and high on that list of irritations is flying. I loathe the entire process. I hate the lines, the stupid people in the lines, the TSA p...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

the most useless invention ever

Allow me to apoligize for the delayed blog this week. I actually wrote one on Monday, but for some computer glich reason it did not post. It wasn't very good anyway, so I'm sure it was for the better....
Posted by Jaime Fox on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:55:00 PST

tipsy mcswaggert strikes again

I could not believe that I havent written a blog in such a long time. Especially considering that I don't really do much of anything all day and that I have a notebook I carry around with me incase a ...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

a not so "gr-r-reat" story

For a brief moment while I was growing up, my family owned a bar and restaurant in our hometown of Ambridge, PA. One would think this would be exciting, but this ownership occurred when I was between ...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:59:00 PST

best episodes ever

As you all know, I feel that the greatest television program ever created is my beloved "The Simpsons." The shows ingenious writing shone the best seasons 2 through 8. The subtle undertones, political...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST

the tagged blog

Rachel dragged me into this, blame her.The rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird facts/things/habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose six people to be...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

chauncey the puppet

Since Miss E. Harsch and I grew up as bookends on either corner of Ridge Road, we would trick-or-treat together nearly every year. Our favorite neighbor to visit each year was not the one that gave ou...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST

underwater tea party

The topic of this blog is something that you are all guilty of doing ever since you were a little kid. Your siblings or neighborhood friends taught it to you. You continue to practice this act and pas...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:41:00 PST

top ten oscar 2005 highlights

Top Ten Oscar 2005 Highlights:10.) Jake Gyllenhaal's usage of one of my favorite words, "extravaganza," when presenting.9.) Ben Stiller's commitment to a lame presentation joke. 8.) Tim Burton pouting...
Posted by Jaime Fox on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:39:00 PST