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Rose...like the flower? *sigh*

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

If this were 1955, I would be what the kids call, "middle-aged". I'd also be what the kids call, "a spinster". So, I guess the bottom line is: thank god it's not 1955? But really, aren't there so many reasons to be happy it's not 1955? I digress. I'm from a huge family which seems small because nobody talks to anybody anymore. "O, your grandma got too much of an inheritance" and "O, your coke-head friend sucker punched my uncle" <-stuff like that, and all of a sudden your Family Reunion '05 is you and your mom looking at photo albums and crying. But there is beer on tap and cole slaw, so it's not ALL bad that you don't speak to your relatives anymore.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not necessarily in this order: John Patrick Shanley Eve Ensler Barbara Streisand David Sedaris Francis Ford Coppola Abbie Hoffman George Clooney - yeah, I said it. John Lennon Maureen Dowd Jodie Foster Sarah Vowell Jeff Buckley Tommy Lee - old, mainlining-vodka Tommy Lee, not the new sober one. Tina Fey

My Blog

Who dat?

I haven't posted a new blog on myspace in a hundred years, and yet, I keep getting "views". Weird. Who are you reader(s)? Gab? Gab? Dat you? You can check other shizz out at http://planetroz.comThat' ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:01:00 GMT

Feedback, thoughts, ideas, etc

http://planetroz.com/I need your thoughts, feedback and ideas y'all.And that's roz with a long "o" sound.Yes.Like the flower....ciao
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:36:00 GMT

She was Employee of the Month at Dairy Queen in 1986!!!

Hey Y'all! Oh, I'm just recuperating from my laughing attack over Senator McCain aka Grampa Simpson's choice of Vice President! That old coot is a STINKER! In case you haven't heard, he's chosen Alas...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:20:00 GMT

Hey! I have a will to live! Good to know!

How do I know this, you ask? Well, because I just saw the saddest guy in  rock, Mark Kozalek & I lived to talk about it! Granted, my hatred for his behavior may be fueling my will, but so be ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:12:00 GMT

Two Types of Crazy

If you've read my previous blog, you know how much I despise my stupid vowel-less phone. Well, heh, as it turns out my phone doesn't work so quickly  because I had over 1,000 text messages saved ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:34:00 GMT

Is it Me or is it my Phone?

I hate my phone. Yes, I'm using the word "hate". And I mean it. Rageful, passionate, vitriolic(?) hate. I'm not so much of a lable-whore asshole that I have an iPhone (sorry to all of you iPhone owner...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Jesus....what were the results of my Pap Smear?

I know I've let y'all down this season, and I'm sorry. Really. I would have much rather been sporadically employed w/crappy writing gigs and had loads of time to blog instead of working 90 hours a wee...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 20:05:00 GMT

It’s Earth Day already, and I haven’t bought a thing!!

Hey Everyone! Happy Earth Day! What a glorious, sunshiney day to celebrate Mother Earth and Al Gore!!! It's really only a matter of time before Hallmark, JustBorn and the Gap make us believe that we n...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:57:00 GMT

Just Like O.J.!!

I didn't watch it, BUT IF I HAD..... SHE'S GONE!!!!!! Finally! All is right in the world of shitty television, and Crazy Eyes is GONE, BABY, GONE!!!! Anyhoot -  if I HAD watched American Idol la...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:31:00 GMT

My Cup Runneth Over

I had several instances this weekend where the kindness of people, both strangers and people I know was really just overwhelming. I'm not usually one to get all schmaltzy, but I just felt really....lu...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:07:00 GMT