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HI, MY NAME IS JACK AND I AM A MONKEY, BUT ALSO ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS.
I REALLY BECAME FAMOUS AFTER I STARED IN THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN PART ONE,TWO AND THREE
I ENJOYED WORKING WITH CAPT.JACK, WILL AND LIZZIE AND OF COURSE MY BELOVED MASTER CAPT.BARBOSSA. I HAD GREAT SCENES IN "THE BLACK PEARL".
DID YOU SEE ME BALANCING ON THAT ROPE AND HOLDING THE MEDALLION AT THE SAME TIME? THAT WAS NOT EASY I MUST SAY. I ESPECIALLY LIKED MY PERFORMANCE IN THE LAST TAKE OF THE MOVIE.
MY SWIMMING WAS INCREDIBLE, WHAT A STAMINA. DON'T YOU AGREE?
I DID NOT CARE SO MUCH FOR "DEATH MAN CHEST" SINCE MY APPEARENCES WERE DRASTICLY CUT DOWN, I ALSO WAS TREATED BADLY, AS YOU KNOW I HAD TO LIVE AS A CURSED MONKEY ON DECK OF THE BLACK PEARL AND GOT CHASTED AROUND BY THOSE SCALLYWAGS, DIRTY BASTARDS OF A CREW, THAN OF COURSE JACK SHOT ME, " GASP", BEFORE HE DUMPED ME WITH THAT WITCH WOMAN TIA,
BUT THANK HEAVEN, SHE RESURRECTED MY MASTER AND WE WERE FINALLY REUNITED, AT LAST.
BUT THE LAST CAMEO IN THE MOVIE WAS A DOG.
A DOG? THATS JUST EMBARRASSING, I SAY.
OF COURSE I WAS ONE OF THE MAJOR ROLL PLAYER IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN " AT WORLD'S END" THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIMES.
THE DIRECTOR REALIZED THAT MY FANS WANTED TO SEE MORE OF ME, SO MY SCENES WERE ELABORATE AND SHOWED MY GREAT SKILLS.
I DID GREAT THINGS, LIKE LIGHTING UP FIREWORKS!!! I HAD TO GUARD A VERY IMPORTANT MAP THIS TIME, GOSH THAT THING WAS HEAVY TO CARRY AROUND, AND THOSE CRABBY THINGS WERE OUT TO GET ME ALL THE TIME.
OF COURSE THOSE FOOLS RAGETTI AND PINTEL DID UNSPEAKEBLE THINGS TO ME, SHOOT ME OUT OF A CANON!!!!!!!
I DID SHOOT OUT OF THAT CANON LIKE A FIREBALL.NOTHING TO IT. AND MY NEW FRIEND THE PARROT,
I TELL YA HE HAD NOTHING ON ME.ALL HE COULD SAY WAS * PARLEY*.HAHAHAHHAHA
MY DADDY (BARBOSSA) WAS WITH ME ALL THE TIME AND SO FAR HE IS STILL WITH ME AT THE BLACK PEARL, WHICH WE TOOK BACK FROM THAT FOOL,HMM JACK SPARROW THAT IS.
WILL THERE BE A FORTH PIRATE MOVIE?, YOU ASK , I COULD TELL YOU BUT SORRY......
I CAN'T DISCLOSE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT PIRATES FOUR
GOD KNOWS WHAT THEY WOULD TO TO MY BANANAS.
SO I THANK YOU, MY FANS, I CAN'T SAY THIS ENOUGH, I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
LOVE , J A C K THE MONKEY