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About Me

Hi, I'm Ann. Last name Oying. I'm a senior flight attendant (domestic) with a major airline. I'm the one who never shuts up, even on the red eye! Who has garbage they need to discard? Please pass it to the aisle!!!

My Interests

Oh where to begin. Ok, I collect beanie babies, I have 3 cats, and I like to work on Sudoku puzzles (the easier ones). But my favorite hobby has to be visiting with the passengers. I believe that chatting can really help a flight go by fast ... now tell me about yourself. What do you do?

I'd like to meet:

Those lucky devils who work for Southwest & get to be on TV. Now THAT's cool!!!!

Music:

What songs are you listening to on your electronic device there? May I have a quick listen? Ohhhhhh! I love this song! What else do you have on here?

Movies:

Ok movies. Folks, we have a lonnnng flight ahead of us, so we can choose 2 movies from the following: Steel Magnolias, Beaches, Fried Green Tomatoes, Titanic, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Million Dollar Baby, and The Notebook! Let's make this just a fun flying party!

Television:

Portable electronics in the transmit mode are NEVER EVER EVER allowed to be turned on once you're aboard the aircraft.

Books:

Please place books in your stowed carry ons until the captain turns off the seatbelt sign. Otherwise, they can become dangerous projectiles that can cause concussions or lacerations if we run into unexpected turbulance. I've seen it happen...

Heroes:

My new hero is the Airbus 380 (A380)!

My heroes are also safety information cards & posted placards.

My Blog

That is NOT what air-sickness bags are for sir!!!!!!

Man Relieves Himself in Air-Sickness Bag Saturday, March 17, 2007 By MIKE HARRIS, AP SALT LAKE CITY SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who said he wasn't allowed to use the restro...
Posted by Annoying Flight Attendant on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST

A letter from a crazed passenger!!!

OMG look at this letter that a crazed passenger wrote while IN-FLIGHT! Now if I had been working this flight, I would have promptly taken custody of this note (with rubber serving gloves on to p...
Posted by Annoying Flight Attendant on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

OMG OMG Myspace Tom TALKED TO ME!!!!!!

Ok, here's what happened. I was looking at messages in my inbox and I came across this one from Myspace Tom! I can't believe he took time to write me. OMG I feel so special. I ...
Posted by Annoying Flight Attendant on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

Me. IRL

A lot of you folks have been pushing the call button and asking me questions. AFA, who are you?What airline do you fly?What routes?Can I see a pic of you in real life?Here are some answers. I'm Ann ...
Posted by Annoying Flight Attendant on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST

Now I don't get why they call it the BITCH SEAT

While working a flight the other day from MSP to FAR, I was informed by a passenger that the new slang word for the middle seat is the "bitch seat". Well. I really don't understand this concept....
Posted by Annoying Flight Attendant on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST