Howdy Cuzin's an' Momma's!
Ah's cuzin Cletus.
Jest foun' out they got internet fo' computers now! Fry mah hide!
Born an' raised in Piggsville (Texas) but ah was fo'ced t'leave Piggsville when th' town blew up af'er thet nasty sceppic tank incident (Me an' mah cuzin Bubba-Earl had NOTHING t'do wif thet, even th' court Judge said so..)so ah moved t'th' Netherlan's, Biggenveen t'be exacly, whar ah play git-fiddle wif th' bess rock&roll ban' evah!
Th' Trailer Trash Tremblers
Trailer Trash tremblers
Wrong side of the Gun
Tokyo Rose
Now this hyar is how a real rockstar looks an' SOUNDS like!
Th' second best country rockband in th' world..
Jason & The Scorchers.
