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Oi!
This is The Testicles coming at you with our Israeli hardXcore spirit.
We are the hardest punks in town and we aint afraid to show it, Oi! We've been rocking hard since the summer of '05 and we got the groupies to prove it.
We're four dudes from all over town of Tel-Aviv City, oi!
We play street PuNk cause we from the streets and that's where we're from.
Aint no one like us, we swear,
it's just too fucking bad we've gotta play here in Israel.
Oi listen up boys and girls cause what you're about to hear will scare this shit out of you, so grab a warm cup of shoko and sit down by the fire cause you're about to hear the story of The Testicles:
Oi, It all started back in the day, after the tragic demise of "Chaos Rabak", one of the hardest rockin' street core punk bands in the land, there was a void.
And this void was felt all the way from Rehovot to Natanya. never before have you seen some many punks weep in sorrow. it was indeed a dark time for us. the lack of street punk bands in Israel (except for the hardXcore Russian band Dead Rabinz) led to these two punk boys (Ori "Da Man" and ZUB) to hook up in desperation. they decided to revive the hardXcore street punk spirit and bring it back to the streets into your ugly faces.
These two kids had the talent, had the skill, had the oi and the beer, but not enough to fill up an entire band that will rock your socks off. So they turned to a young lad named Ilya (AKA agent Kafell ) who played with some punkska kids ( Smash 4$ ). With the bassist, singer and a drummer they rocked hard, but still not enough. they needed some sick mother fucker who rapes young school girls for the kicks (but we don't talk about that) with super guitar skillz to complete the circle and make them the rock gods they always dreamt they'd be.
One dark night (it was Tuesday, in the irie pub, it was raining remember with a faint smell of punk in the air) Zub and Ori entered the dark place with fate in their hearts and alchol in their vains. They got pissed like mother fuckers, and and wanted to get even more so. they began to chat it up with the man behind the bar, he had an evil look in his eyes and a taste for young girls, they knew they found their man. oh yeah and he could play guitar too (way back when in a small I.S.H.C. band by the name of "Retribution" perhaps you've heard of them? no? well fuck you!)
On the street, they met, the formed. in an evil looking place on King George (which happened to be Ori's and Zubs KICKASS apartment, ask "Bo La Bar" they know what up, yo) they played like old friends, like brothers, like... Testicles. they knew they had something special cause they could feel it in their hearts and in their balls.
And so, on a cold winter night, under a dark "Bridge" they moved the hearts and souls of the entire Israeli punk rock scene, and the ripples of their powerful street punk spirit was felt throughout the land.
At a show at the "Vortex" the great punk rock tragady occured and Zub had to leave the famed group, he had to move on (who ever was there knows about it but we don't talk about that, that was some fucked up disaster, ason... -:( )
The band was in a shitty place, without the vocal section to fill up punk spirit and yell out Oi all the time.
We needed some bad mother fucker, someone so fucked up, so fucking scary that he fills your mothers dreams with terror at night. oh shit. For this job there was only one scary kid to fill the combat boots of Zub the badass. this man happened to be a skinhead, no duh. Elad was his name and he wasn't the man you'd like catching fucking your mom late at night.
But he broke his voice!, and couldn't scream and shout any more. there was now only one man who could do the band true justice, we wanted to go back to our roots, back to our family!!!, back to Zub!!!, cause he's fucked up and we love him!!!, and because he was there when it all started!!!, because all those fucked up words!!!, about fucked up nights and fucked up fights came out of HIS mouth!!!, Not Any Other Punk Could Do It.
With the band reformed to it's full glory is now recording a kickass new album that's coming out fucking soon, look for it, you'll find it. if you got the Testis to join us then go ahead mother fuckers, lets rock on, Oi!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MYSPACE, that's right you, little nerd, get on your best pair of suspenders and just walk away from the fucking computer and come to our shows, prove that you've got:
The Testicles.
