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JACK DANIEL&.39;S WHISKEY

fer fine establishments n seedy joints

About Me

In 1866, Jack Daniel (pa) first bottled me in earthenware jugs with cork stoppers. So he could tell me from others(shoty memory i guess), he stenciled his name on ma jugs. By the late 1870s, glass bottles became what the folks wanted.... So pops developed a standard, round, glass-mold bottle embossed with the distillery name on it. But pops was an innovator and this bottle didn't satisfy'em for too long. Since his charcoal-mellowed whiskey was different and strong, he decided the bottle he put me in should be different....to match my mighty powers.In 1895, a salesman with Illinois Alton Glass Company showed pops a unique, new, untested bottle design - a square bottle with a fluted neck. More than 100 years later, the square bottle remains a symbol for Jack Daniel's quality - full of character, n power, just like whats inside...me, if ya were wonderin. Pops continued to introduce me in eye-catching commemorative bottles in limited quantities. Today, the distillery carries on this tradition, issuing me in decorative decanter bottles from time to time. Some of the bottles honor pops' acomplishments, while others capture the spirit and style of the time they represent. thanks daddy.

My Interests

i kinda like be'in ingested alone without all the frilly side shit, but once in a while i'll like a nice rocks glass with a coupla cubes uh ice and a splash uh coke..or diet coke if yer a pussy...i mean... a girl. just kiddin laydis i love ya just as much as the next broad. Hosting">

I'd like to meet:

johnny walker, jim beam, jose cuervo,belvidere, miller and bud...and both thier kids..both uv'em names light...weird shit.
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Music:

anything with the southern comforts uh home. <!-- Copied from MySpace.com --> Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

Movies:

beerfest, fear and loathing in las vegas, jack daniels true hollywood story...its in the werks.

Television:

COPS, Intervention......ha..... i like that one a lot. that aint work ya know.

Books:

read? read what? why would i read?

Heroes:

POPSTHIS IS FER THE MAN WHO THINKS HE CAN OUT DRINK HIS POPS, CAN FLY WHEN HE'S SEEIN DOUBLE, CAN DANCE WHEN THERE'S NO MUSIC, CAN HIT ON THE UGLIEST BITCH IN THE ROOM....AND NOT KNOW IT, SCALE A SKY SCRAPER...TO THE SECOND FLOOR WITHOUT FALLIN. AND FOR THE WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE SOUNDS GOOD AT KARAOKI, WHO CLAIMS SOMEONE ELSE EMPTIED THE GLASS THAT SITS INFRONT OF HER, THE WOMAN WHO TAKES OFF'ER SHIRT AND SHOWS EVERYONE'ER HAIRY CHEST AND SMALL BOOBS. THIS IS FER THE ALL AMERICAN, HELL RAISING FOOL WHO THINKS THE WORLD IS THIER OYSTER...WHEN REALLY THEIR FRIENDS ARE CALLIN A CAB TO TAKE THEIR DRUNK PUSSY ASS HOME CUZ THEY CANT HANG LIKE THE BIG BOYS.

My Blog

i wanna hear yur stories............

i got me so many freinds i cant even count'em.  im always there fer anyone anytam....some use and abuse me and i'll let'em till my dyin day but even tho i support the lonelyest uh drinkers, ...
Posted by JACK DANIEL&.39;S WHISKEY on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST