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Beer, it makes things suck less.
Beer,making English a second language.
Beer… It’s a good thing!
My Wife, always, My dog, maybe, My beer, never!
Will Work for Beer.
Another Day, Another Beer!
Alcohol may be the road to nowhere, but at least its the scenic route.
Beer: Making Driving More Exciting Since 1903!
When I was your age... We had to walk 2 miles, up hill, in zero degree weather, to get this drunk!
Challenge = Beer
;When life presents a challenge ... take your best shot
I See Drunk People.
People Like You Are the reason people like me drink!
I'm NOT an Alcoholic. I'm a Drunk.
You call me DRUNK ... like it's a bad thing.
BEER: It's Cheaper Than Therapy!
MyTeachers Said I Could Be Anything... so I became Drunk
If You Can't Say Something Nice... Keep Drinking.
He who drinks beer sleeps well.
He who sleeps well cannot sin.
He who does not sin goes to heaven.
So drink, sleep, and go to heaven!
Beer is proof that God loves us.
There are more old drunks than old doctors.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in
a boat and drink beer all day.
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour,
but teach a man how to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Beer, give your brain the night off.
Beer, helping people lower their standards.
The problem with some people is
that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life,
so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
If I had all the money I've spent on beer..... I'd spend it on beer!
Beer is the answer. But, I don't remember the question.
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer;
they just like to pee a lot.
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