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Mr. Hand

Can you attend my class???

About Me

Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand. I have but one question for you. Can you attend my class? It is for your own good. And if you can't make it, I can make you. We have a 20 question quiz every Friday. Your grade is the average of all your quizes,plus the midterm and final which counts for one-third. Got it? Also--[Grumbles] There will be no eating. E-A-T-I-N-G. No Eating in this class! You get use to doing your own buisness on your own time. Thats one demand I make. Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house some evening and discuss U.S History on your time, understand? I have taken the time to print up a complete schedule of class quizzes and the chapters they cover. Please pass them to the desk behind you. Back, back, back.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people.

Music:

Oldies.

Movies:

Early Bird Special (2001) Swing Vote (1999) (TV) Addams Family Reunion (1998) (V) Tricks (1997) (TV) The Westing Game (1997) (TV) Project: ALF (1996) (TV) "The Stand" (1994) (mini) TV Series "Picket Fences" (1992) TV Series Of Mice and Men (1992) Space Case (1992) One Special Victory (1991) (TV) Pink Lightning (1991) (TV) Popcorn (1991) Angel of Death (1990) (TV) Ski Patrol (1990) Blood Salvage (1990) Class Cruise (1989) (TV) Oro fino (1989) Pasión de hombre (1989) I Know My First Name Is Steven (1989) (TV) Saturday the 14th Strikes Back (1988) Red River (1988) (TV) Crash Course (1988/I) (TV) Blood Relations (1988) Runaway Ralph (1988) (TV) O.C. and Stiggs (1987) From the Hip (1987) Paramedics (1987) Ralph S. Mouse (1987) (TV) Ask Max (1986) (TV) Rad (1986) "Fast Times" (1986) TV Series The Mouse and the Motorcycle (1986) (TV) "Silver Spoons" (1982) TV Series "Amazing Stories" (1985) TV Series Amos (1985) (TV) "Santa Barbara" (1984) TV Series Johnny Dangerously (1984) For Love or Money (1984) (TV) The Jerk, Too (1984) (TV) This Girl for Hire (1983) (TV) Private School (1983) Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) The Fall of the House of Usher (1982) (TV) The Kid with the Broken Halo (1982) (TV) O'Hara's Wife (1982) Galaxy of Terror (1981) "The Smurfs" (1981) TV Series (voice) Popeye (1980) "Stop Susan Williams" (1979) TV Series Institute for Revenge (1979) (TV) The Girl Who Saved the World (1979) (TV) The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977) Silver Streak (1976) The Sting (1973) Paint Your Wagon (1969) Caprice (1967) The Man Who Bought Paradise (1965) (TV) Kiss Me, Stupid (1964) Who's Minding the Store? (1963) "My Favorite Martian" (1963) TV Series Wives and Lovers (1963) Convicts 4 (1962) Portrait in Black (1960) The Apartment (1960) Tall Story (1960) Say One for Me (1959) Damn Yankees! (1958) South Pacific (1958) Kiss Them for Me (1957)

Books:

All of them.