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Fuck You.

There's more to life than books you know, but not much more.

About Me

IF I DO NOT KNOW YOU, PLEASE WRITE BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO ADD ME! I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR FRIEND COLLECTION, I AM HERE TO ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH SOME DECENT PEOPLE!Militant vegan. Sex-positive straightedge. Green anarchist. Buddhist. God-free. Despise the human race. I do not drive, nor own a phone. I hate body hair. Supporter of the ALF, ELF, Earth First!, Sea Shepherd, and SHAC. I don't believe in the concept of marriage. Human reproduction is irresponsible and should be wiped out.
I am a DJ. I want to spin at your club/bar/venue/party. Message me for details. And I'll spin anywhere, anytime. Book me!I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. I once drank an entire bottle of Tabasco for $50. I once let someone zap me with a taser, just to see what would happen. I staple things to my face for entertainment. I used to work in the wrestling business. I jump off of tall structures with little or no padding at the bottom. I hang out at hotel parties wearing women's thongs. I once had dental work done with no novocaine, just to see what it was like. I once sat in a pumpkin patch on Halloween waiting for The Great Pumpkin (he never came.)Nudity has potential to be hilarious if done properly. Me, my brother, and my friend choreograph silly homoerotic dance routines to bad 80s songs. I make road trips and parties fun. I am the drunkest straightedge kid you will ever meet.Honestly, I'm pretty geeky. I read comic books, I play Dungeons and Dragons, and I'm unhealthily obsessed with Star Wars, Morrissey, and Natalie Portman. Video games are awesome, but nothing will ever top the original 8 bit NES. Atari 2600 runs a close second. I sleep with an Obi-Wan Kenobi pillow, a teddy bear wearing a Morrissey shirt, and a stuffed Ewok. I wear Star Wars and Nintendo underwear. I find Twi'lek women more attractive than most human girls. I wish it was still the 80s. I have 2 myspace profiles for fictional characters. I am fluent in Huttese, Ewok, Gungan, Jawa, Bocce, and Mando'a, as well as Elven and Dwarfish. I can also read/write in both Naboo dialects, ancient Massassi, both Hutt dialects (Native and trade), Ewok, and Aurebesh(the official Imperial alphabet), and Separatist droid code. I want to learn Wookiee, even though human anatomy prevents us from being able to speak it, I'd like to be able to understand it. And yet I don't remember 99% of what I learned taking 2 years of Spanish in high school, and English is the only Earth language I'm fluent in, haha."you'll never believe me, so why don't you find out for yourself?" AIM- XYesImAwesomeX Um...what else do I say that isn't covered in "interests" ??Basic Info on Vegan Health,Nutrition,Etc... Vegan Society www.vegansociety.comVeganHealth.org www.veganhealth.orgGoVeg.com www.goveg.comTryVeg.com www.tryveg.comVegan Outreach www.veganoutreach.orgFREE Stuff! (Make sure you sign up for these!)Vegan Outreach Starter Pack http://www.veganoutreach.org/starterpack/free-vsp.htmlAFA Vegan Starter Kit www.afa-...orgPETA Vegetarian Starter Kit www.vegetarianstarterkit.comWhat to eat,Recipes,etc... VegWeb www.vegweb.com (this one has a free weekly recipe email I recommend)Post Punk Kitchen www.theppk.comPetaEats www.petaeats.comVegCooking.com www.vegcooking.comMaking the Transition http://www.vegcooking.com/transition.aspI can't believe it's vegan! http://www.peta.org/accidentallyVegan/Vegan & Vegetarian Recipes http://www.vegsource.com/Other sites to check out Raw Foods Bible www.rawfoodsbible.orgVeg(etari)an restaurant guide www.vegetarian-restaurants.netVegan Alcohol http://www.veganporn.com/booze.pl (I do not endorse drinking, but I realize not everyone who is veg is edge, so here...that said, if you drink and drive, I wish death upon you and everything you love)

My Interests

lately, my life can be summed up as: COMIC BOOKS, FLYERS HOCKEY, AND CLASSIC WRESTLING. Living in the Star Wars universe, being hopelessly lost in and obsessed with the 1980s(music, movies, pop culture, life in general),Transformers(G1), DJing (book me!), NES, Atari 2600, Dungeons and Dragons (and RPGs in general), etc

I'd like to meet:



Probably not you. DEFINITELY not your band. Stop sending me friend requests if you at least aren't going to take the decency to talk to me. This does not include messages that say "hey check out my music." Fuck you and your shitty band. Unless you're in my "music" favorites and I haven't added you yet for some reason, I probably don't care. Anybody who shares some of my more obscure interests, really. Natalie Portman. Morrissey/Smiths fans. Star Wars nerds. People who want to play D&D (also down for Vampire, Whitewolf, Star Wars, or pretty much any RPG) Vegans who want to have dinner parties. People who are hopelessly lost in the 80s. Or anyone who is just hopelessly lost. Kindred wandering souls. People who want to hang the fuck out and be awesome together. Out of state/country friends who want to stay at my house (and not eat my food then lie to my face about it). The Dalai Lama. Morrissey. Ron Hextall, Mike Richards, and anyone who currently or previously has worn the orange and black (except for Chris Therien, Joni Pitkanen, Jim Vandermeer, and Eric Lindros- good riddance) Lord Stanley's Cup. Sidney Crosby, so I can punch him in the face. Flyers fans. Comic book nerds. Hot women from the planet Ryloth. George Lucas. Genuine people (few and far between. prove me wrong)

Music:

MORRISSEY, THE SMITHS, THE CRANBERRIES, NEW ORDER, JOY DIVISION, Iron Maiden, The Hooters, Kraftwerk, Duran Duran, Quicksand, Helmet, Handsome, Texas Is the Reason, Lifetime, Faith No More, Anthrax, first 4 Metallica records, Guns N' Fuckin Roses, Sinead O'Connor, Depeche Mode, Robert Hazard and the Heroes, Colin Hay/Men At Work, Earth Crisis, Damnation AD, Unbroken, Damien Dempsey, The Cure, Information Society, 7 Generations, Gather, Ultravox, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie, The Smithereens, Wham!/George Michael, The A's, Joe Jackson, The Police, Human League, Giorgio Moroder, Interpol, Camouflage, old Madonna. mostly 80s indie, new wave, synth pop, postpunk, etc. Classic metal. Almost no new hardcore. I prefer it when it wasn't contrived bullshit with no substance.

Movies:

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Star Wars:A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, Transformers-The Movie(1986-FUCK MICHAEL BAY), TRON, Indiana Jones series, RAMBO, The Punisher(both of em), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(the first one and the new animated TMNT), The Lost Boys, the Goonies, Monster Squad, old Universal Monsters flicks(Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, The Creature, The Mummy, The Ghoul, The Phantom and all their spinoffs- Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney-unfuckwithable), Garden State, The Crow, Leon:The Professional, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Better Off Dead, Bill and Ted flicks, Aliens, Gremlins, V For Vendetta, zombie flicks, b-grade or less horror/gore/slasher movies.

Television:

turn off your TV and turn on your mind.... read a book."Sitting down on a couch, you watch, a fucking slave to a TV show. You thought before but you sat and dropped. What did you learn? You don't even know, and I kid myself but my eyes are glued on this thing. It steals my time and wastes what I've learned. I'm holding out for a better deal, for something real. You know I'd like to say that I could spend a day at home with it left off. How strong's our will? I can't blend with the ads I see. They're better looking than me. You try to look your best, but you'll never rest. Think, it won't make you happy. A standard set that I just cannot live up to. It steals my time and wastes what I've learned. I'm holding out for a better deal, for something real. You know I'd like to say that I could spend a day at home with it left off. How strong's our will? Our lives are led by TV shows, you know it's true. Instead of thinking, we play Donkey Kong. There's something wrong with that. We're made to think that life's like a game show. So there we go again. The one to die with the most toys is the one who wins. I just can't stand it. Sitting down on a couch, you watch, a fucking slave to a TV show. Yout hought before but you sat and dropped. What did you learn? You don't even know. It's a brain vacation. A mental masturbation. It steals my time and wastes what I've learned. I'm holding out for a better deal, for something real. You know I'd like to say that I could spend a day at home with it left off. How strong's our will?..."

Books:

Dharma Punx by Hoah Levine, The Dharma of Star Wars, Buddhist literature, Derrick Jensen, Craig Rosebraugh, Thoreau, Star Wars novels, comic books and graphic novels(lately: BONE, Dreamwave and IDW's Transformers(G1)lines, any and all Star Wars titles, Red Sonja, Savage Tales, Dragonlance Tales, Mouse Guard, Heavy Metal, Simon Dark, Amazing and Ultimate Spider-Man, more), Sweet Pickles childrens books, the Charlie Brown 'Cyclopedia, radical literature and zines, and vegan cookbooks.

Heroes:

Kup, because he's been through some shit, seen it all, done it all, is old and cranky, always has a good story to tell, and is still badass. I can relate.

My Blog

I am in a Montreal newspaper(got interviewed@Flyers game)

http://www2. canoe. com/sports/nouvelles/archives/2008/05/20080501-092701. htmlweak ass English translation, some of which ends up being pretty funny. Also, dude spelled my(and Mike's) name wrong AND ...
Posted by Fuck You. on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:38:00 PST

boredom=survey

1. If I looked under your bed, what would I find?:I'm afraid to look2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?:closed.3. Are your s...
Posted by Fuck You. on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:14:00 PST

this week’s comic haul

New Avengers/Transformers 4. disappointing overall, but I'm a sucker for anything G-1(read: REAL-fuck you, Michael Bay) Transformers related. Apparently the very last bit with Ramjet is going to be f...
Posted by Fuck You. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

Erasure today, plus a pilgrimage to the site of Clerks

today in review:downtown Red Bank, NJ is pretty nice.Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, which is right around the corner from the venue where the show was, is pretty cool. Lots of props and stuff from...
Posted by Fuck You. on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

Morrissey in AC last night-review

I've seen Moz several times, but this ranks up there among the best. Waaaaaay better than the Philly show last night. Got there hours early, waited in line forever, but it was worth it. Despite threat...
Posted by Fuck You. on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:44:00 PST

Morrissey in Philly tonight- a review

great show. I was a little worried, because the sound was ass during "The Queen is Dead" and took about 3 or 4 songs to get straightened out. But he delivered. I got teary eyed beginning with "The Boy...
Posted by Fuck You. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! I HAVE A NEW *WEEKLY* DJ EVENT!

Shit is about to get REAL awesome, Philadelphia.Starting next Thursday, July 26th, and every Thursday thereafter, I will be hosting 80's Night in the upstairs room of the Raven Lounge at 1718 Sansom s...
Posted by Fuck You. on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

Getting my priorities straight

After today's trip to Showcase to pick up that Transformers/Avengers crossover, I saw so much other stuff I want to get, and I've realized that there has been a great void in my life for many years si...
Posted by Fuck You. on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:34:00 PST

John Josephs'(Cro-Mags) thoughts on Live Earth(READ THIS)

yo, JJ for president. Truly a "seeker of the truth"read on:"MOST OF THE ARTISTS WERE POMPOUS ASSHOLES (PUSSY CAT DOLLS, LUDICRIS - that is ludicrous) WHO CARE ABOU...
Posted by Fuck You. on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:19:00 PST

selling a Morrissey ticket for the 6/29 Philly show CHEAP!

ORCH R, row L. Only asking $40, which is WAY less than face. Any takers?
Posted by Fuck You. on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST