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rooaaarrr?

i ain't really married they just didn't have a baby's daddy option!

About Me

i'm 230lbs of getting alot of grey in my beard and my knees and that one ankle hurt alot more now so move outta my fucking way cause when i hit you with my new minivan it's gonna hurt like hell...

My Interests

duct tape, guinness, moonlit nights, coming to conclusions without all the facts, getting up early, my french press, fighting the man using crime as my weapon, developing a system for a perfectly round belly to sell on late nite tv and every once in awhile i like to try and be nice...but only every once in awhile, flying v's, ted nugents stranglehold, manchester united and white chocolate(which is my nickname for sam)

I'd like to meet:

people that are up free from 730am til 230pm and have a mid life-ish crisis interest in crusty peace punk and 80's oi bands and who want to play metal guitar while watching very bad action explorer movies in the vein of the mummy and alan quartermane and the temple of gold.............and mary magdeline and george best

Music:

i'm off the wagon... i've started buying records again. so i'm starting with 70's rock, hardcore & phil spector produced girl groups...

Movies:

anything with bikes and pirates and preppies who lose the big game.

Television:

fox soccer channel!!!!! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

Books:

the dictionary, if you can't spell it you shouldn't be allowed to use it in a sentence!

Heroes:

magicians...