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FUCKIN LELAND

rainbows and lollie pops

About Me

i have arms like a T-R EX.

My Interests

bmx, shitluck clothing, long walks on the beach with my cat stoopid, hot mook sex, volleyball, softball, tennis, girls gymnastics, horseback riding, frisbee, drinking red bull and vodka, spitting when i talk, swimming, boat rides, go kart racing, birds, camels, rinos, pit bulls, building sand castles, hanging out at truck stops, selling dictionaries, going to church, washing dishes, drinking king cobra, sleeping in my car, feeding antifreeze to my neighbor's dog, farting in the bath tub and wishing my penis was larger.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, he's got a lot of explaining to do...

Music:

lucero, fleetwood mac, rolling stones, high on fire, sabbath, hank, uncle tupelo, mastodon, 50 cent, nelly, chingy, swearing at motorist, jon spencers blues explosion, glasspack, bad brains, paper hearts, arch enemy, slayer, dirty bird, the hookers, and a bunch of other bullshit.

Movies:

the mag bar, stripes, tombstone, anything clint eastwood, office space, pirates, unforgiven, big lebowski, the jerk

Television:

the office, band of brothers, reno 911, the grim adventures of billy and mandy...

Books:

cash and hell's angel

Heroes:

jimmy flaherty, clint eastwood, fids, brian tunney