I cut the top of my little finger off when I was seven. I'm addicted to Mango Chutney and Marks and Spencer's macaroni cheese, amongst other things. I'm very grumpy. It's a kind of defence mechanism. It keeps stupid dappy people at arms length so that I don't have to waste time communicating with them. I think carpet is truely EVIL.I can't do mushrooms anymore because they make me think I've shat myself.
I can't do pills anymore because they make me want to kill myself.
I like to swim in the sea.
I hate people who refer to going out as 'clubbing'.
I think carpet is evil.
I'm a rocker. You wouldn't know it from the way I dress. I don't have any, but I like tattoos, especially ones spelling out my name.
And I wear too much blusher on purpose so don't point it out to me. I know. And I like it that way.
