Evel Knievel, 1938-2007
My real name is Harry.
Everyone says this, but I really do like a long walk along the beach from time to time.
I'm just your typical guy. I am into all the stuff that most guys are. Things like motorcycles, girls, bungee jumping, skydiving, airsoft, waterskiing, snowboarding, mountain climbing, knife fights at the local bar, you name it I've just about done it all.
I'm also into some not so dangerous stuff like camping, being outdoors, woodturning, guns, winetasting, mudwrestling, beer, shooting pool, long rides on the Harley, hanging out on the beach, cruising down the boardwalk on my longboard, I'm up for whatever. The only thing that makes me different from most guys is sports. I just can't get into it. I'd rather take a pretty girl to dinner, or be out on the bike riding, or out camping and hiking somewhere, just doing anything outdoors instead of sitting around wasting my time watching a stupid ball game. Sports really don't matter. I mean, if your team wins or looses, the world will still be the same place. Nothing will change. So, get off the couch and go get some rain on your face.
Sturgis '07.
I'm single, in my mid 30's, no kids, no pets, no bull. I live in a comfy 2 bedroom apartment with a garage full of toys. I bought a brand new Harley almost 3 years ago, it is my favorite excercise in FREEDOM and is one hobby I have that I never get tired of.
I like things to be real. Butter not Margarine. Sugar not Sweet and Low. Mayonaise not Miracle Whip. Whole milk not 2%. Wood smoking BBQ pits not propane grills. Loud American engines with some dang horsepower not coffee can exhausted imports. Metallica not Linkin Park. Punk Rock not Greenday. Coffee not blended skim double decaf iced caramel machiatos with extra whip (well, actually that sounds pretty good, except for the skim decaf part.) I like to hang out with guys who spit cuss and drink beer. I like to hang out with girls who spit cuss and drink beer. I like real girls. Girls who don't mind if they weigh more than 60 pounds, don't cake on the makeup, don't have fake 'n bake tans, don't have any plastic or botox crammed into their bodies, and don't have anything sucked out of their bodies either. Catch my drift yet??
My beautiful new neice.
I'm a Gulf War Veteran and if you've known me for more than 5 minutes you know that I am very patriotic. I love my flag and I love this country. America is a great republic and, even with all of its faults, is the best experiment in democracy ever. I shed a tear every single time I hear the Star Spangled Banner. Everyday I pray for my brothers wearing Kevlar and serving all over the world right now. I thank God for their courage, dedication, and love of FREEDOM! I ride for you my bro's. I've been all over the world and there is no place I'd rather live than right here in the good 'ol USA.
(Switzerland would be my second choice.)